Monday, March 31, 2008



Sunday, March 30, 2008


Could be small cockroach: this
is Florida. Down sans mercy

with my plastic cappuccino
bottle from Walgreens. Well,illu-
mination poor & proved to be

raisin & not Weapon of
Minimal Destruction. I WILL

kill, though. That’s crucial
to establish.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Finding It Out

The Great Diagnostician said
an Act of Contrition. He whiffed
sometimes, perhaps send-

ing more than a few to
earlier celestial appointments.

Friday, March 28, 2008

The Outcome

-Whatsit with this new giganto government program?

-Those who stole the most will be helped the most.

-What’s that called?

-Home of brave, land of free.

-No, really, what’s it called when you...?

-Poetic Justice.

-Yeah that’s it. I...think...or the opposite. Well, what the hell!
Dems help the rich also.


Thursday, March 27, 2008

All You Must Understand About America

Against Custer’s obsolete guns,
Sioux Nation had modern ones.

Sold to them by Whites,of course.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Being Florida

Racist strain
& loud hoohah
preaching stains.

Cable channels sport
ministers shouting past
microphones. Often

the screen blinks a verse,
remote even to scholars.
Such glistening chins

fear nothing particular-
ly of the intellect. I would

convey to them proverbial words
of my late brother: “You’re as
full of shit as a Christmas Turkey!”

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Shortest Dialog Ever of GOP Operators

Willie Horton all over again?

Those were quaint times. If it IS the Nig-Nog running,
we got a Gatling Gun of Race all primed and super-ready.

Monday, March 24, 2008


Just before the rocks rip out the bottom we con-
fer to split remaining spoils,cautioning a tamp-

ing down of rhetoric in regards to sacrosanct
free market toil. Our eyes have seen the glory

of the Fed’s deliverance ship,so
fully rigged.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The Miracle of Frozen Yak Semen

My God she looks 28 and a terrific 28!

Our Cindy is coy about age. Let’s say 50 is a ballpark.

It’s a big ballpark.

For results like this...!

just pop one from the plastic tray valued at 31 dollars.

First, though, apply heat cream which I’m throwing in, a sixteen dollar value!
And then rub


Saturday, March 22, 2008

Poems Are Made

-We put hundred monkeys banging away at computer keyboards.

-And got Paradise Lost by Johnny Milton?

-Trees by Joyce Kilmer.

-He’s a pee on the Jersey Turnpike.

-Whatever. There’s important variant though.

-I’m mad to come in contact with it!

-“Poems are made by shluvs like moi, but only gourds can make feng sui.”

-Too clever by eighth.

Friday, March 21, 2008

The Question

-Even after eight years of relative shit, I think we got a good chance
for some gains in ‘08.

-Something left to steal?

-I was thinking of real issues. The good of The Republic, not The Republicans!

-Don’t avoid the question!

-I won’t. Answer is yes. Emphatically!

Thursday, March 20, 2008


Darth claims Bush is Lincoln,sez war success.
They won’t eat crow, insisting on more mush
for us.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

They’re Out There !

-People are just walking away from their houses! Owe much more than
they’re worth.

-A contract is sacred! Period!

-Then what do you suggest?

-Public floggings covered by CNN.

-Well, that’d discourage some. But there’s a little matter known as The Law.

-A little matter indeed. And that’s all it is.

-Wouldn‘t bet against your suggested demonstration, or you.

-You show wisdom. Just a shot-glass of that’ll gain you wealth.

-I do my best.

-But can you handle a whip?

-I’ll lay it on with singular viciousness.

-And with some speed! I’ll pay by the stroke!

-You’re relishing the image.

-You’re wrong there. It’s a duty. My Great Great Great Grandfather beat
his workers.

-Taught them their place?

-Well put. Their place can turn into a bloody one right now, if they so chose.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Glimpsed before on this blog, Rocco, from S Philadelphia, has opinions.

Rocco & Mickey D’s Brother, The Broker

Guys at Bear-Stearns went in millionaires that morning and left with a
cardboard box. Fired, and too much of their bucks in company stock.
Just about broke in many cases.

Oh the tragedy! They should pass Go and proceed directly to jail.
How much you wanna bet one out of three had a little ceramic golf figure
the wife bought in the dollar store? Really touching!

They’re people, Rocco. Just because they’re not machinist and bakers...

Uh huh. I could show you an old Italian couple on every block here
practically ruined by you churning maniacs!

Rare cases. Do you wish to outlaw Capitalism, is that it?

Yeah that’s it. Start all over with the citizen, not the plutocrat.
Or his ass-kissers like you!

I’ve done all right. And been respected.

It’s all so sad. You eat the shit and promote the flavor.

Well, our discussion has been edifying...and educational.

Not true. Too late for you.

Monday, March 17, 2008


Wait a second! We put billions in your campaigns! Overtly and not so...

And we in turn put stooges in regulatory positions, and gave you all
the elbow room you desired.

That’s what we bought.

But that was enough. Go forth and prosper! we did bless.

And we did! But our pilgrimage has stumbled into blind canyons recently.

And you want a bailout, beg and beg for one.

Let’s say investment.

We could lose to Dems on this! People are getting totally pissed.

Uh huh. Let’s cut to the chase on that one. Together now:

Fuck them!

That’s a breath of freedom, saying that!

And God-given. Never forget that.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Grace Kelly

ly mel-


Saturday, March 15, 2008

Advice To the “Great” in Scandal

Own up fast & let
the news cycle spit

you out in order
to go on. Haul

ball & chain onstage,
her face,mud. Moral
family midst slip.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Theory of Practice

-You really aren’t aware of the suffering! Foreclosures, brutal gas prices, unemployment of 15,20% or more when you count those who have
stopped looking.

-My heart bleeds. Look! There’s a superabundance of wealth in this country.
Some will eventually shift back to your unfortunates.

-There’s been no trouble it shifting to you!

-I’ve profited four times over during these tight years.

-How do you explain...?

-It’s organic. When the wealth gets spread too thin we must take a good bit back.
To achieve the healthiest balance. A good deal of it happens naturally
with the nature of Capitalism; the rest, we bribe legislators and judges.
Simple enough process.

-The Repub--!

-Party makes no difference. We prefer Republicans because they give us more elbow room in terms of law and regulation.

-Licences to steal!

-If you prefer. I don’t shy away from blunt language.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Re Scandal

Never been to Albany
but've heard nothing
about nothing.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008



Patriotism can be a wash. But
the more dazzling strains
equate with profit.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

The Ring but Not by Wagner (smaller women)

Big Bucks Screwin’
in the News.

Pol makes it so w/
dolled-up hookers.

This or that CEO,
no story.

Monday, March 10, 2008


I deep-sixed that sex with corpses thing. Dumb browns on an island:
who cares anyway?

Thank God! We’d have Religious Right on our neck.

And they’re our constituency for news. Anyway, just bought five year rights
to 9-11 Survivors.

Looking for ideas?

Not right away. First year will be prom.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Making It Clear

Short par 3 and I had chosen a seven iron, when a well-turned-out gentleman appeared.

-Bit uphill and a wind in your face. Don’t be vain. These younger fellows can hit 7s,
but 5 the club for you.

-Maybe I am being unrealistic.

-And hit it full. Don’t baby it!

I put a good knock on the 5 and the ball ended a few feet from the flag. Everyone cheered, but the new person just looked the same. Supremely confident. I thanked him and

-Do you just walk the golf course and help...?

-There are relatively very few of us, but we call the shots.

Saturday, March 08, 2008


cd’t pull

for house in
Bruce Province.

OK w/everybody

Friday, March 07, 2008

Beheading the Freethinker

's an outcome
both cultures
agree on. In

hostage horrors
Christian God-ers
hold hands. Ragtop

God-ers respect
that. In tacit,

religious, agreement:
exit freethinker. If sur-

prised by God, he'll hear
“I’m glad you're away from
all those total assholes.”

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Brighthouse Cable

has bumped Telemundo
up to digital spectrum.

Spanish speakers protest!
“Hey!” Corporate laughs,
“Buck a month for box
to tune it in.” With-

drawal from steamy
soap operas can be mit-
igated thus. Of course,

the Hispanic rep’ll hammer
expensive Spanish package
when you call, Sucker-Amigos.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008


Those with yachts
hold sway in the USA,

2-layer cake.
Bottom gets some

a finer variety.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Franka Potente, Bourne Identity

In midst of ACTION-
bushwah in a Europe where
even the modern looks decayed

and rain must smell like piss,
she snaps the best ex-
periential line at

hunted, whacked-brain Matt:
“NOBODY does the right thing.”

Ah the jaundice of the young!
I think it’s all of it called
Existentialism. Here,

people are fucked
till their ears fall off, but

it’s unrelentingly sunny.
O Bright Fascism!

Monday, March 03, 2008

Patriotic Timing

-I just need about six insane Republicans of the type that mobbed up the Florida Recount.

-What then?

-Some black cork to swarthy them a bit. And they fuckin attack!


-Heartland place. Let’s say branch police office in Cedar Rapids or somewhere. The more to scare the total shit outa you, m‘dear.

-Aren’t you afraid some of the cops’ll be killed?

-It’s for their country.

-What then? Press’ll see through this!

-We torch it! Spirit away our “Arab” patriots.

-They’ll nab us on it. Forensics won’t show any bodies
but cops’.

-Be so close to election they can’t move fast enough. We win and tab the whole mess Top Secret.

-I’m not hearing this!

-Oh you hearing!

-It’s the other side’s paranoid fantasy.

-Yeah. That’s the beauty part.

Sunday, March 02, 2008


Pierre of Lausanne has shown a line
of Suicide Bomber inspired clothing.

“With the solid bourgeois, you can‘t mere-
ly chip off pieces,” he avers to critics.

Zach O. Blatz, producer, is thus edged,
since his musical on the same motif

will not be staged
for a couple of months.

“Hey my Dad was in the trade!
With rags, you can shove shit
out there faster!”

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Animal Radar

You'll feel upset
in the air dogs shun,
shaking. Never talk

of rational

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