Sunday, December 31, 2017


Language of Friends

-You go right ahead and control EVERYTHING!
You think!

-Thank you! I so yearn for your approval!

-You’re gonna die and won’t know what
the fuck happened!

-Does anybody? Besides, you any better?


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Saturday, December 30, 2017


American Greatness in Miniature

-The TV was showing cholera
babies from Yemen or some
fuckin place!

-Are they black?

-Just as bad.

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Friday, December 29, 2017


A Life and Death Matter

-Well, he’s finally at peace!

-How do you know that?

-I’d hate to think that Death
doesn’t end Life.

-Never hate to think anything!


-For example, I’m thinking of
...a sandwich.

-I see.

-Meatball and Peppers.


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Thursday, December 28, 2017



I loved Ada because she wasn’t crazy

That steady state changed, though,
under the influence of her girlfriends.

No Prisoners Taken.

Soon our relationship became a debate.

And I responsible for the sins of my
boorish brothers.

Well, a relationship is tough enough
without one party discovering
The True Faith.

Coincidentally, Faith has entered
upon Ada’s Exit.

Her name.

She’s hilarious!

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Wednesday, December 27, 2017



They meet after a long while, 

returning gifts to Home Depot.

Later, their serving Elf had lost
a couple of steps at Santa's
Coffeehouse, so she remarks
"We were such Idiots!"

"Age appropriate."

"I don't think I like that.
It implies I'm never really
calling the shots."

"You dance. We danced."

"I'd like to try The Lindy."

"Just need a partner."

"Not really."

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Tuesday, December 26, 2017


Love and War

Gen and Austin pride
themselves on their

Agreeing that two
neurotics don't make
a true crazy.

But Gen has begun wondering
if they do.

Their last quarrel escalated
so, and the sex after was
rushed and awful.

Finally, Austin makes the
case for their sanity as
both refuse to die for the
“cause” in a war with the
dogpatch nation who insulted
our Executive and Congress.

Patriotism reputed to be
the last refuge of the
scoundrel, but our two
meretricious branches
cycling well past.

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Monday, December 25, 2017


Here and There

“Some Yule!
Grunting at stool!”

Said by 2 simultaneously.

Geraldine Tell Roselli and Hgg74.

Two planets, two festivals.

Allow some translation freedom.
Rhymes a wilderness!

Otherwise too complicated,
not to mention different stinks.

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Sunday, December 24, 2017


The Professor At the Bar

-He grew up loving to laugh!


-But Life gave his laughter an acid tinge.


-Died of an Acute Sarcastinoma!

-Never heard of one of those.

-They're all around.

-I must watch, uh...?

-whither thou goest!

-That too.

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Saturday, December 23, 2017


In Heaven and Earth

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Hamlet died.

Seldom certain.

But Horatio slides
in the same

halfass manner by
the centuries.

are both.

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Friday, December 22, 2017



The Man Who Woke Up Dead


“6s and 7s,

pretty much

like always.”

The Woman Who Woke Up Dead


“I can still get revenge!”

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Thursday, December 21, 2017


The Institute of Emergency Insurance



Now available in major American Cities!

For pennies a day

Never again fear dying in the streets
like a mangy dog!

The body folks step over on the way to Church

will never, ever, 

be yours!

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Wednesday, December 20, 2017



-You seem to be fuzzy as
to the country where you’ll be
Ambassador. Is it in Europe?

-I believe so.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2017


Multiplier Effect

Put a total sabotaging asshole in charge
of a government agency.

Payback to him and huge contributors.

Havoc ensues!

Payback, then, of an emotional sort to his fellow crazies!

Bought and sold, no?

How ‘bout y’all?

Let me answer with a question.

Can you live here without being bribed?

In the Land of the Free and the Home of the Br….

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Monday, December 18, 2017


The Infernals

I couldn't be exiled
while renouncing, so
bought some time with
Ahb, the local devil.

The examiners asked
pointed questions, but
the old Catholic priest
topped them later.

Did I participate in
a Circle Jerk with Satan
and a party not to be

That got me gleeful, so
I offered to name the
third party, but the judges
wouldn't hear of it!

The Infernals of Oceania
would be next, and none
present knew a thing about

I'd make them up and the
judges would quickly be on it,
and insist my exile papers
be signed and stamped.

So , leaving these silly
asses imminent!

Acutally, Rononsofol more
to my liking.

Even though they're, too, in
a fit of renunciation presently.

But there everybody says
FUCK IT ALL! quite early
and stages orgiastic parties.

The younger people everywhere
in this galaxy scoff at the
various devils, but will find
out something of the kind
is necessary.

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Sunday, December 17, 2017


Charitable Cycle

The Man Who Sought Forgiveness

from the woman seeking

That didn’t work, so they essayed


Who, immediately pissed, eventually

them something
to forgive.

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Saturday, December 16, 2017



Beatrice Terraplane Shapiro
is this years “Mistress of Whine.”

Ask any of the hundreds who fled
Farmer and Mechanics Theater
before her performance ended.

Or the one judge, Harlow Epps,
who fainted.

Coaxed to advise whining hopefuls,
Beatz laughed “Be yourself!”

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Friday, December 15, 2017


Justice? Soul?

Some half frauds,
having fought riff raff

lives against
becoming whole

frauds, get no
jive medals, none-

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Thursday, December 14, 2017



I heard his struggle on the stairs, feet clattering, 
and asked Ambrose.

“Only I have met him. University abandoned 
him when fed money dried up. Anyway, Pete...!”

“The man-sized penguin?”

“Bigger. He fuckin LOOMS!”

“He lives up there?”

“You could call it that.”

“Do you.. talk?”

“Holds up his end.”


“You heard him coming back from his swim.
They let him use Heckherd Pool.”

“Least they could do!”

“By the way, lusts after human females, 
especially your Sally-Jo.”

“I’ll warn her to beware of feathered dongs!”

"Laugh on Macduff! Ever hear of tickle games?”

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017


To the “Journalists”

into arguing against

His Eminence and tru-
ly becoming thus

the story.
Uh huh?

Three Card Monty:
always lose.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017


Naked Parade

Hoogah Boogah 

splits our 

multirace community, 

oldsters bringing
special horrors,

so Council braids
an age limit.

Daniel Slats objects.
relishes the screaming

at him mid snares and
bugles and power-
ful majorettes.



And the little children’s
mocking dances as he leers.

They persist
till overtired

and crying
every year.


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Monday, December 11, 2017



“I’m so OVER him!”
announces Marcy.

Drink after work.

Jennifer and Ruth doubt.

Morphs into five each as guys buy

Gals finally agree men bastards!

Marcy leaves...realizing propaganda
from Female Front.

Bit tipsy. Heels clatter.

Fleeing into his arms! Yes ! This last time!
Folding there, ah!

But they’re occupied.

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Monday, December 04, 2017



-Their marriage was a disaster!

-Sought help?

-Seemed to seek THEM! A Cadillac-full
of psychiatrists and social workers!

-Aided our warriors-two?

-Yeah, that fighting pair learned from them the language to describe what shits they are!

-An outcome, anyway.

-No, that was Divorce!

-Presently in fresher loves?

-As long as the new victims attend to psycho-babble.
No posts till 12/11

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Sunday, December 03, 2017


God’s Gift to Women

has been fired!
No jest.

Kvetching fe-
males missed

his Miracle
of Divine

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Saturday, December 02, 2017


When I read something intriguing,

I don’t place it
with others, so

let it go.

May return
posing as

something else
in order

to. I don’t
lack disguises,

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Friday, December 01, 2017



-He was killed to make a point.

-By whom?

-Not important!

-Seems to me it…!

-He had set the whole thing up.

-To what end.

-To make a point.


-Know that, know everything.

-Don’t tell me if you find out.

-How come?

-I enjoy staying pissed!

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