Monday, December 31, 2018
Here’s to Tomboys!
They STRIDE IN here
Tell everyone where
to stick it!
Labels: attitude, female, male, sex, tomboy
posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, December 31, 2018 1 comments
Sunday, December 30, 2018
-Finally, fatally, done between you and
-Undeliverable! me, in snail-mail terms.
-That seems to be good. Have you
-Just how to add another to
-And go on?
-Like the mighty Mississippi!
-I don’t buy it! You, Victim.
Her, Natural Force!
-She’s evolved. Started as a
-Your rhetoric is, like, self-destructive!
-Nah! Self-INstructive. You win some,
lose some, and some are called
-She’s a woman, not an entire world.
-No, the latter would be Steph!
-No choice. Mother Nature sent her
to bail me out of funk, much depraved!
-Stay with my last word.
-You trying to make Literature here?
It’s a few jokers sort of tragic at
-There’s time. Steph carries my
obliteration in her trim bosom.
-Must you vulgarize everything?
-I’m registered Republican. No!
-I can’t talk to you about anything!
-Just the opposite! But you’re required
to acknowledge my superiority!
-There’s hardly a choice.
Labels: affairs, Left, Republican, Right, righteous, sex
posted by motleycrisp @ Sunday, December 30, 2018 2 comments
Saturday, December 29, 2018
Crummy aura, then
he flashes in, breaking
sound too with his
Feisty little guy!
Labels: admiration, awareness, mood, natural life, Nature, self
posted by motleycrisp @ Saturday, December 29, 2018 1 comments
Friday, December 28, 2018
-He said “I know we’ll never agree on anything, ever!
But I really, truly, want to thank you for…!"
-He SAID that?
-I didn’t know what to say. Or do.
-Unfamiliar territory. Grownup. It’s what
-Well...we’re old enough I guess.
Labels: feelings, grown up, hurts, maturity
posted by motleycrisp @ Friday, December 28, 2018 1 comments
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Big Man Truly Loathes
Speaking of Himself
But pesky interviewers goad him further.
From out their common, persistent
So he warms to dominant subject absurd-
Labels: Big Man, ego, persona, phony, pose, pretentiousness, spotlight
posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, December 27, 2018 0 comments
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
-That was awfully nice of you!
-Don’t tell anybody.
-Of course not. I wish to be nice
too, and therefore will accede to
-It all makes me feel good!
-They say can’t last.
-Only if you think about it.
Labels: feel-good, good deeds, humility, judgement, memory, thinking
posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, December 26, 2018 1 comments
Tuesday, December 25, 2018
Dated Hippie Tries Parody
on a roasting fire,
Jack Frost clawing
at my nuts.
Tiny Tots with their tablets aglow
shrieking at primitive figures
before they murder same. So?
Said before and further thus
what the hey!
This time For Real
Merry Freakin Christmas
Labels: Christmas, dated, defunct, games, generations, hippy, slang, tablet
posted by motleycrisp @ Tuesday, December 25, 2018 0 comments
Monday, December 24, 2018
On the Existential Patio
we discuss what
when the caustic
air burns as
Authentic as her,
Labels: critical, existential, feel-good agreement, holier-than-thou
posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, December 24, 2018 1 comments
Sunday, December 23, 2018
-Trapped by Idiots
and forced to listen to their “wit!”
-They acted out a little play and
nearly collapsed at the brilliantly
-What happened? Since here you are!
-Never turn your back to the Ocean!
-For the whole play.
-They got carried away.
Labels: apt conclusion, cosmic justice, entrapped, Force of Nature, idiots, impossible situation, Justice, karma, Nature, Ocean
posted by motleycrisp @ Sunday, December 23, 2018 1 comments
Saturday, December 22, 2018
-Boys’ Night Out? I didn’t remember.
-I notified you every way but Certified Mail!
-And you’re going TO…?
-Sport being the Asshole Temple of
American Macho Males!
-Something like that.
-Well the girls would like one also! And we’d
like to try Bowling.
-Do! By yourselves! Spare us the travesty!
The little petite stomp-arounds at your
mutual incompetence! So so breathlessly
CUTE! HOLD THAT POSE!
-Women can be serious at sport, you know!
-Sure! Maybe one doesn’t show? Then the
impromptu Assassination Squad. Now I’d
call that serious all right! Tongues like razors!
-Oh? Somehow I so DO hold hope out for us
performing something well that isn’t also vicious!
-Possible!...with real thoroughbreds from another
-SO NOW WE’RE HORSES?
-Only the Long-Faces in your pretentious midst.
Labels: bowling, debate, female, gossip, horseface, male, marriage, relationship, sport
posted by motleycrisp @ Saturday, December 22, 2018 1 comments
Friday, December 21, 2018
Anus and face
the latter for
the gun rally, there
shrieking of SPICKS,
this last fulfilling his
Labels: Fascist, guns, hatred, intolerance, Right
posted by motleycrisp @ Friday, December 21, 2018 0 comments
Thursday, December 20, 2018
My client now is Jack.
Runs egg co-op
Full of old hippie co-op ideas and ideals!
His kids hope to never see another egg!
Wife wants Talk indicating other
directions, professions, Life-Partners
less gung ho etc.
Sometimes he edges towards
solutions with her, sometimes
presenting even worst scenarios.
I counsel him on practicalities. Why not?
Mostly, though, I’m paid to worry.
We meet weekly and go over the
most raging upsets.
Client quite relieved.
“I can breathe knowing you got my
Jack not without wit for a serious fellow.
Labels: earnestness, hippy, marriage, profession, relationships, worry
posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, December 20, 2018 0 comments
Wednesday, December 19, 2018
Another American Story
-I myself was poor before I discovered
BECAME THEIR HEART-BRIMMED ADVOCATE AND THE FUCKIN MONEY POURED IN!
-Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
-Both! It’s Heaven on Earth!
Labels: dishonesty, exploitation, lack of conviction, lobbyist, party, piggyback, Policy, poverty
posted by motleycrisp @ Wednesday, December 19, 2018 0 comments
Tuesday, December 18, 2018
Boiling It Down
-Put her in a word? Simple!
-You could have chosen Beautiful, Intriguing…
-Whatever is going for her there is eclipsed
by a barrelful of infuriating quirks!
-Suddenly, Country-and-Western totally gaudy
jewelry overwhelms! And she MUST find a
replica of a charmLESS bracelet that some
hillbilly chanteuse flashes at her drooling
hick fans. And this takes over her scattery
life! would you believe?
-Just sounds like a hobby with a bit of passion.
-More like a deplorable obsession without a bit
-You’re just mad at her for departing your Class!
-What else IS there?
-Also, sounds her brilliance is being a woman!
-You didn't hafta say that!
-Mustn't refuse to give the Devil her due!
-You're just so hilariously amused merely
because this room lacks a mirror!
Labels: class, hillbilly, judgmental, obsessive behavior, superiority, Woman
posted by motleycrisp @ Tuesday, December 18, 2018 1 comments
Monday, December 17, 2018
The Man Who Let It All Go
To forget a woman.
Starts looking like a bum at work.
Step from homeless!--no kidding.
How to straighten him out?
Steered him to Religion.
More secular and non-hick counseling
at the university? Just sneeringly argued
with everyone in the group!
Self-Help articles with blatant headlines
via the net from his friends?
He can’t stop laughing!
At the last termination interview at
our mutual--and meticulously cautious--
corporation, he suddenly discovers
“I truly truly literally STINK!”
He took off the next day to scrub himself,
actually iron his clothes!
At the meeting then to fire him, he’s
all quite immaculate charm!
And, since big outfits will chose the solution of less publicity, and thus scanter Big-Shot-Attention, ordered to quietly get back to work.
And never ever again to darken any important doorway!
Really lucky to toil where nobody
gives a shit about you, yes?
Labels: diffidence, Executive, hygiene, nervous breakdown, personnel, procedure, psychology, religion, rules, sarcasm, self-help, work
posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, December 17, 2018 1 comments
Sunday, December 16, 2018
Her head abuzz with the day
’s meetings yet to come,
she inquires of her adult son
as to as to possibly
having her toast and jelly
without Gay Rights.
Triggering him to eventually pay
during a lull, with his “leaving
this house forever!”
“If only!” she regretfully tosses. So,
off again, both, uncovering their
fraught, biting history
without even a breath of break!
It’s okay. It’s okay. All work is.
Labels: anger, breakfast, Gay Rights, issues, Mother-Son, relationship, unresolved issues, work, work anxiety
posted by motleycrisp @ Sunday, December 16, 2018 1 comments
Saturday, December 15, 2018
Huddled etc Masses
Lamp her heavy lifting
o’er industrial mud
green. So we'll piss
on a derelict door
mid teeming refuse.
Making it gold thus.
Labels: abandoned ideals, ideals, industrial, junk, junkyard, Lady Liberty, pollution, Statue of Liberty
posted by motleycrisp @ Saturday, December 15, 2018 1 comments
Friday, December 14, 2018
Bud & Chuck
-Now! What gonna do?
-Die! What’s left?
-Yeah! Trying to do it
-Don’t know if you can.
Life consists of being a
pain in the ass.
-But you can knock it off
from time to time.
-Only to save your friends,
family, marriage, job…
-Stop! What I’m attempting here!
-Can’t see it!
-But can’t see it hurting either.
-Then, is the terminal stage of
-Undoubtedly better than knowing
Labels: burden, death, decision, friends, struggle
posted by motleycrisp @ Friday, December 14, 2018 0 comments