Friday, May 31, 2019


Irony Served

Time to end the crap: his duty!

“What do you know about it? Huh?

Be no human race if up to you forever firing blanks!”

Clean shot--judging by the blinking.

Well, his Specialty. Things that cut and hurt!

Then when tough he became vulnerable and

his wife even one-upped HIM!

Would you BELIEVE?

Thus is Irony served.

Thursday, May 30, 2019


The Rich Man Buys Time

Yours if you work
for him.

Delays in the 
"Legal System."
(cue laughter)

wherein sage
judges comment
on arguments

Time left over?

He'll buy it!
you blue!

Are you free
and brave

enough? So,
snappy salute!


Wednesday, May 29, 2019


The Man Who Discovers He Is Beautiful

Handsome is sufficient told
he Ginger and Stelly, but
that brought forth wonder
at his flawless complexion,
for one.

Then both women confessed
their jealously.

"If you were a woman, we'd
find a way to murder you!"

"At least your reputation,"
giggled Ginger.

"This is a silly conversation," sniffed he.

Turning in his lovely way.

And then...back...stealing
their breath.

Monday, May 27, 2019


Truth as Stranger

-All this lying.

-The whole society
is seeking a new
relationship with

-How nice of us!
But more like
seizing it by the ears and thoroughly

-Please don't go there.

-Why not? We
frequently need
the vulgar to shock
us into honesty.

Sunday, May 26, 2019


roles in context

-Do Men care
about what men
say about them?

-Practically never.

-And do women...?


-That's an awful lot
of feminine wonder.

-They shouldn't work.

Saturday, May 25, 2019


Sex Conversation

He opined
the Leather Pansy
not his type.

"Much too skinny. Like
a grasshopper-man.

Anyway, they're trying
to write a law

encompassing all sex-
ual choice.

"Good luck with that!
I'm only into boys,
but an encyclopedia raw!"

Friday, May 24, 2019


Mikey and Curl


-Did I? My mind’s a shred of its former tatters.

-Join the club.

-Uh uh. Wouldn’t be in any club accept me
as a member!

-Somebody else said that.

-Always do.

Thursday, May 23, 2019


No Deeds or Promises

in the groove

But what has God

My life,
for one

where they say
"Slow down!
What the Hey?"

But...feel done.

lampposts for

as it lowers
at this one crazy

after all
these years!

Sunday, May 19, 2019


The Man Who Tried Everything

but still


Web being

His wife
didn't care.


Friday, May 17, 2019



actually made

the right
calls at
the precise

time, obtaining
(no shit!) action!

So as a result
known as one
to entrust

with a job!
Uh huh?

Those who really
...well, feel their
way across.

Not I. And
that's really!

Wednesday, May 15, 2019


Newest Entrepreneur

-Okay, Walmart to
compete with Amazon with next
day delivery.

-I'm prepared to
beat both!

-Same day?

-Better yet!

-How could...?

-I propose to deliver the item
BEFORE it is


-Exactly so!

-Is John Q, finally
that transparent an

-I'm betting that with all our research, 
what have you?

-Possibly. But you'll goof too.

-He'll give in!

-Not 100 percent!

-90 will do nicely.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019


Upset Surround

Lippy was nothing
but prepared. Who

could've predicted

shown by chattering?
Well, after sporadic beats,

off he toodled-
de woood!

Maxine got 
a postcard.

New Place bad
as this one!

in picture.

Bondy sneered
all places same.

Monday, May 13, 2019


Understanding History

A couple of the oldsters had entirely vanished,

and the children were being
taught to drill and shoot.

A difficult period for whimsy.

Sunday, May 12, 2019


Cue and...action?

The new program
telling Cal when to
pee worked flawlessly.

He just logged on each

Thereafter the occasional
and insistent buzz!

But one day other parts
of his life disrupted.

He heard the buzzes...
couldn't be sure he had

So he asked Finnegan,
who was clear.

"If it's handled in the
cyber world, it's being
taken care of. Thus!
Let go Worry Wart!"

learned he.

Saturday, May 11, 2019


Assisted Living

The Moms try their
post-breakfast routine:

bit of walking,
in perhaps.

Or morning TV
in each i-
dentical apartment as

boxes accumulate
across the lobby.

Mother's Day.

Friday, May 10, 2019


Helping Hands

When Jerry was dispatched
to straightened out the
hapless Dub, Blind leading
Blind an understatement.

Though they agreed on what
to do...

and it wasn't a disaster!


Actually, they formed a
creditable team.

Saying loads about the
rest of us!

Thursday, May 09, 2019


Forgetting What You Knew

It's fine.

Just need another route
to the same place.

They exist in the world
of maps.

So...should you map all?

Monday, May 06, 2019


What’s the use of questions?

Lord stay with us in
the evening of our life.

In the evening of the world.

Is one the other?

Ego-question since you
arrive at one independently.


Don’t need us.  

When do you face that
you don’t need us?

...& why slow you?

We hold hands
in fictions.

But how can that last?

Saturday, May 04, 2019


Art of Waiting

(sort of a ballet)

Comfort to know
was always there.

Then, wasn't.

When he attempted
to find out where it
had gotten to...

well, hardly an important

What to do?


Will be brought up
by someone soon...

as if it never had left!

Don't, though, then,
ever treat

the absurd

Then, how about
ALL simple Truth?

With caution.

Friday, May 03, 2019


Losing It

Smed proud of his confusions--which
pointed to fresh conclusions.

They, in turn, gathered praise.

Sometimes, rich, full, laughter!

As if...who could have anticipated
such a delightful outcome?

Well, this is  the creative life, a
privilege of few. falters. And some ask why
go to such complexity?

And others then find themselves in company
so dull they fall asleep.

Can they ever again be witty and funny?

Soon actually not recalled that way.


Thursday, May 02, 2019



Depend on others?

Screwups unending!


Badly-timed confusions!


Take two and hit to Right.

Well, good as any other...

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