Monday, February 25, 2019
MADE FOR EACH OTHER
The woman who had nothing better to do met the man
who had none better to do it with!
Their exalted mediocrity saved then from the insufferable
Intellectualism of their egghead friends.
It all depends on what you think you know! yes?
Truth and Myth
-O the girls I left behind me!
-Name one,
-Stickler!
-Because decrying bullshit?
--Man does not live on veracity alone!
-Good thing!
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Harder Objects
Retiring priest
heard nuns'
confessions
40 years
of being stoned
of being stoned
to death
with marshmallows!
YOURS TRULY?
Your Confessor's
Digest?
Saturday, February 23, 2019
Deuce or More
"Two--Faced Ginger?"
Oh really?
Next to multi-
faceted--and
faced--us?
Thus.
Friday, February 22, 2019
Skill
Celeste's news was great!
And yet Bev ruined it for her...
a specialty.
When you feel you've escaped,
THE MASTER DIG!
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Hurt Antecedants
They will receive terrible blows,
yet not see who hurt them!
(Loosely Gunpowder Plot)
Cinda just hurt!
Not from her so-called girlfriend,
Or vacancy of a boyfriend.
Dullest ache from WHERE?
No matter. It stays. Companion.
Lover.
Sustainance.
Reunion
Same as last year except for Hobie.
We ignored him in hopes he'd go away.
He did.
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
PVs
Couple and Male Friend
C1 Did you ask the doctor my question?
MF Tried to but he needed family history--
all the way to my Aunt Brenda's corroded
asshole!
C2 You watched that?
MF Of course.
C1 I'd like to watch you watching that!
C2 In a mirror!
C1 Science is great!
MF If sick
Monday, February 18, 2019
About You, NOT
-Glad to help these young people marry.
Especially since they're not so young. Not
like I was.
-Not about you.
-I can't make a comparison?
-Nope. Old news.
-Then how do I...?
-You don't!
-HUMAN EXPERIENCE!
-Next page?
-HUMAN EXPERIENCE!
-Next page?
Sunday, February 17, 2019
-Every day and in every way
I'm getting better and better!
Intoned Buster.
Max laughed
-Rhetoric! How about worse
And worse?
A test set up. Buster entering
a room...to one horrid-smear-scream!
-Not surprised
:Gwen Ert of Proverb Smashers.
Saturday, February 16, 2019
All Road
God rest us all Road
ever we offended!
But how hard
those few
who won't forgive
even after God! So
mere men and women
must turn away forever.
Finding a way
without you!
Who won't live
on our raucous road.
Friday, February 15, 2019
Cottages
-In bygone songs you found a pretty
young thing, plopped her in a housedress, dropped her in a cottage!
-Cottages were thick on the ground then! So, what led us here?
-The brides crocheted. Pretty soon the results covered the world!
-Men and women hadda bust out?
-Or suffocate!
Thursday, February 14, 2019
The Ascertainer
I peg you at at 70% Drama, High and Low. Miscellaneous threads of assorted horseshit, but 70 about you.
-Will I get to Heaven as such a fraud?
More or less average. God loves you, Baby! So you should shut up
once in a while?
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
TL
-What's all this talk about Tough Love?
-Don't know but my first wife had it.
-How exemplified?
-Clipboard.
-She checked you off?
-Upon completion of my appointed tasks.
-Daily chores or sexual duties?
-All smooshed in together.
-Quite some woman!
-And manager! I eventually spent!
-Her program needed some fiddling.
-While Rome burned?
Tuesday, February 12, 2019
Collateral Art
-Three women where I work say you effectively ruined their lives.
-Gift for hyperbole!
-Oh? But weren't they collateral damage in your pursuit of your
GREAT ART?
-Sarcasm noted. Pain to add to my many hurts!
-When all for Art!
-Yes! And what IS Art?
-Why Art Is a fart fired through the asshole of Time!
Monday, February 11, 2019
Oldest Question
-She left me for some freak of your acquaintance. What's HE got...?
-Beginning with physical?
-I'm a normal human male!
-Unsuitable for the times.
-Nonsense!
-THAT you're suitable for!
Sunday, February 10, 2019
MF Problem Solving
-The girls, piecemeal, like a pretend tea party,
Thus argue they in little bits, knowing it's a
pretty show.
The boys throw in their best toys, and all at once!
Yelling!
-When they get older, how reconciled?
-Never! Though the acting is exquisite
throughout!.
Saturday, February 09, 2019
After Broken Dreams
Jill and I, Nan, run an antique and junk store,
Broken Dreams.
Every month or so run an event justifying it.
Last one, Judgey, the Crooner, He did Crosby and
Sinatra
We got Linda, Roosevelt High teacher, for piano.
Bing led off with WHEN THE BLUE OF THE NIGHT MEETS THE GOLD OF THE DAY.
Alternated between both singers until whenever with Frank's 3AM bar song ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD.
Tumbled all into van for Dairy Queen then.
Tumbled all into van for Dairy Queen then.
Thursday, February 07, 2019
Declation
Charline laughed at the image of gassy Rabbit as lover!
-Shit for brains!
Betts admonished that she was overly harsh!
-Oh? Well I'll let you know next time I depend on
any fuckin man for ANY fuckin thing!
Hasn't.
Tuesday, February 05, 2019
Change
The woman who said NO!
To everyone and everything
suddenly couldn't
stop saying YES!
Which once was called
Promiscuous.
IMAGINE!
Monday, February 04, 2019
Silly Conceits
-Was one of those you'd meet twenty years later and
Immediately finish your last sentence from way back then.
-Sounds like silly conceit. Does life primarily
thus consist?
thus consist?
-Blessedly!
.
Saturday, February 02, 2019
Taking Ordinary Chances
They MEET!
Christ! Both
guilty of the usual
MORAL
Heist. So?
NEWS
we're
Criminals?
What plead you?
To Courage?
You'd be
LUCKY!
At any rate need that
or loving
It.
It!
Christ! Both
guilty of the usual
MORAL
Heist. So?
NEWS
we're
Criminals?
What plead you?
To Courage?
You'd be
LUCKY!
At any rate need that
or loving
It.
It!
All Anyone Could Say
The man
who fell in love
with love. It
couldn't last.
Met the woman
who fell in love
and became herself.
A Repeat Offender...
you?
who fell in love
with love. It
couldn't last.
Met the woman
who fell in love
and became herself.
A Repeat Offender...
you?
