Monday, February 25, 2019

 

MADE FOR EACH OTHER


The woman who had nothing better to do met the man
who had none better to do it with!

Their exalted mediocrity saved then from the insufferable
Intellectualism of their egghead friends.

It all depends on what you think you know! yes?

 

Truth and Myth


-O the girls I left behind me!

-Name one,

-Stickler!

-Because decrying bullshit?

--Man does not live on veracity alone!

-Good thing!

Sunday, February 24, 2019

 

Harder Objects


Retiring priest
heard nuns' 
confessions

40 years
of being stoned

to death 
with marshmallows!

YOURS TRULY?
Your Confessor's
Digest?

Saturday, February 23, 2019

 

Deuce or More


"Two--Faced Ginger?"

Oh really?
Next to multi-

faceted--and
faced--us?

Thus.


Friday, February 22, 2019

 

Skill


Celeste's news was great!

And yet Bev ruined it for her...
a specialty.

When you feel  you've escaped,

THE MASTER DIG!





Wednesday, February 20, 2019

 

Hurt Antecedants


They will receive terrible blows,
yet not see who hurt them!

(Loosely Gunpowder Plot)

Cinda just hurt!

Not from her so-called girlfriend,
Or vacancy of a boyfriend.

Dullest ache from WHERE?

No matter. It stays. Companion.
Lover.

Sustainance.












 

Reunion


Same as last year except for Hobie.

We ignored him in hopes he'd go away.

He did.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

 

PVs


Couple and Male Friend

C1 Did you ask the doctor my question?

MF Tried to but he needed family history--
all the way to my Aunt Brenda's corroded
asshole!

C2 You watched that?

MF Of course.

C1 I'd like to watch you watching that!

C2 In a mirror!

C1 Science is great!

MF If sick


Monday, February 18, 2019

 

About You, NOT


-Glad to help these young people marry.
Especially since they're not so young. Not
like I was.

-Not about you.

-I can't make a comparison?

-Nope. Old news.

-Then how do I...?

-You don't!

-HUMAN EXPERIENCE!

-Next page?

Sunday, February 17, 2019

 

-Every day and in every way


I'm getting better and better!

Intoned Buster.

Max laughed 

-Rhetoric! How about worse
And worse? 

A test set up. Buster entering
a room...to one horrid-smear-scream! 

-Not surprised

:Gwen Ert of Proverb Smashers.




Saturday, February 16, 2019

 

All Road


God rest us all Road
ever we offended!

But how hard
those few

who won't forgive
even after God! So

mere men and women
must turn away forever.

Finding a way
without you!

Who won't live
on our raucous road.




Friday, February 15, 2019

 

Cottages


-In bygone songs you found a pretty 
young thing, plopped her in a housedress, dropped her in a cottage!

-Cottages were thick on the ground then! So, what led us here?

-The brides crocheted. Pretty soon the results covered the world!

-Men and women hadda bust out?

-Or suffocate!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

 

The Ascertainer


I peg you at at 70% Drama, High and Low. Miscellaneous threads of assorted horseshit, but 70 about  you.

-Will I get to Heaven as such a fraud?

More or less average.  God loves you, Baby! So you should shut up
once in a while?

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

 

TL


-What's all this talk about Tough Love?

-Don't know but my first wife had it.

-How exemplified?

-Clipboard.

-She checked you off?

-Upon completion of my appointed tasks.

-Daily chores or sexual duties?

-All smooshed in together.

-Quite some woman! 

-And  manager! I eventually spent!

-Her program needed some fiddling.

-While Rome burned?




Tuesday, February 12, 2019

 

Collateral Art


-Three women where I work say you effectively ruined their lives.

-Gift for hyperbole!

-Oh? But weren't they collateral damage in your pursuit of your
GREAT ART?

-Sarcasm noted. Pain to add to my many hurts!

-When all for Art!

-Yes!  And what IS Art?

-Why Art Is a  fart fired through the asshole of Time!

Monday, February 11, 2019

 

Oldest Question


-She left me for some freak of your acquaintance. What's HE got...?

-Beginning with physical?

-I'm a normal human male!

-Unsuitable for the times.

-Nonsense!

-THAT you're suitable for!

Sunday, February 10, 2019

 

MF Problem Solving


-The girls, piecemeal, like a pretend tea party,

Thus argue they in little bits, knowing it's a 
pretty show.

The boys throw in their best toys, and all at once! 
Yelling!

-When they get older, how reconciled?

-Never! Though the acting is exquisite
throughout!.


Saturday, February 09, 2019

 

After Broken Dreams


Jill and I, Nan, run an antique and junk store,
Broken Dreams.

Every month or so run an event justifying it.
Last one, Judgey, the Crooner, He did Crosby and
Sinatra 

We got Linda, Roosevelt High teacher, for piano.

Bing led off with WHEN THE BLUE OF THE NIGHT MEETS THE GOLD OF THE DAY.

Alternated between both singers until whenever with Frank's 3AM bar song ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD. 

Tumbled all into van for Dairy Queen then.



  



Thursday, February 07, 2019

 

Declation


Charline laughed at the image of gassy Rabbit as lover!

-Shit for brains!

Betts admonished that she was overly harsh!

-Oh? Well I'll let you know next time I depend on
any fuckin man for ANY fuckin thing!

Hasn't.









Tuesday, February 05, 2019

 

Change


The woman who said NO!

To everyone and everything
suddenly couldn't
stop saying YES!

Which once was called
Promiscuous.

IMAGINE!


Monday, February 04, 2019

 

Silly Conceits

-Was one of those you'd meet twenty years later and
Immediately finish your last sentence from way back then.

-Sounds like silly conceit.  Does life primarily
thus consist?

-Blessedly!



.



Saturday, February 02, 2019

 

Taking Ordinary Chances

They MEET!
Christ! Both

guilty of the usual
MORAL

Heist. So?
NEWS

we're
Criminals?

What plead you?
To Courage?

You'd be
LUCKY!

At any rate need that
or loving

It.
It!





 

All Anyone Could Say

The man
who fell in love
with love. It

couldn't last.
Met the woman
who fell in love

and became herself.
A Repeat Offender...

you?




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