Monday, September 30, 2019

 

High Swerve



I like Classic
Art


Channel,
pretty much
all, but


those screeching
soprano parts


(Think horrible car
brakes!) so rake


the nerves and
rigidfy my balls!


Sunday, September 29, 2019

 

Relationship in 2 Statements, Nod, Smile



HE
I was wrong,
you were right,
and who gives 

a shit?

SHE
(nods)

HE
You were wrong,
I was right,
and who gives...

SHE
(smile)

Saturday, September 28, 2019

 

Conditions


-Elephantitus of the ding-dong!


-Christ! What does Girlfriend think?


-Insatiably! Wearing away.


-Not right! Should be shared.


-Yeah, could handle a whole womens’ prison!


-Not WHY bad ladies are there!


-A convent, then?


-O ye of little faith!


-How much IS it?


-What?


-Faith. It must have its price, no?


-Your Thought System is an absolute horror!


-Isn’t it ALL? Folks?
World-wide?

Every freakin bit?

Friday, September 27, 2019

 

Artsy-Fartsy?


-Her big thing
an etching of
a pancake in

inks the color
of the puke of

Austrian midgets!
Then she...

-Whoa! Need time
to process that!
Puke OF...?

-Don't bother!
Life is short
and the shit we

say is seldom
worth our drool
in saying it!

-I thought you just
had a low opinion
of YOURSELF.

-I'm equal oppor-
tunity scorner.

-At any rate please
expend a bit more
drool in her case.

-Well her usual
thing is corpulent
female nudes

in lush garbage-y
hues. 

-Don't know which
of her modes'd
actually strike me.

-It's all crap but
the pancake travels
widely. In Frankfurt
presently!

-Show named
"World Views
of Food?"

-Close enough,
but more abstract-y-
bull-shitty.

-Can't wait to see
her masterpiece
when it graces
our disgusting
shores once
more!

-Nothing is easier
than waiting
for nothing.







Thursday, September 26, 2019

 

Vow...then WOW!


Ginger, Mac, and Hog-
Lady 2 vow to banish
piddling

existential crisis
from their lives.

Done for them with
FLOOD!

Extraordinary Dis-
aster! Swept, equally
extraordinary trio,

so away way way!
Such a loss!

Check high funeral
details on

Hog Lady 1's
website.

$1 which
she's contributing

to Red Cross...
half.


Wednesday, September 25, 2019

 

Of Mice and Men


I'm Joe-Joe and I
convened with Karen
and Lil to...

well convened heavy,
especially since
there'd been

some drinking.
Anyway we
came up with

a plan! Announced
gleefully in a group 
call to Renton

(who's as asshole-
formal as his name.)

Hey! BECAUSE he 
fucked up everything 
this year thus far, we

had met as a committee
and voted on his present
project after

much experienced discussion.
In short, we knew our shit!

And, as a result, mapped out
a course even HE...!

Well...uh...guess what?





Tuesday, September 24, 2019

 

Clean Quirk


Max-O grew up
with maiden aunts

who stressed
scrubbing!

Especially near
his little peepee.

As an adult
he possesses
the cleanest area

there
imaginable!

But accepts less
than sterile friends.

Who
honest-to-God

love him!
Does the clean
quirk add

or detract?
Hard to see
any formula

in great
affection!

No! Really!





Monday, September 23, 2019

 

See-Saw


"I see," pro-
claimed flatly,

Rail-Head.
Who truly
saw nothing.

As a life-long
habit. How

he loved
the phrase
as it fell.

Feel of it
falling like music!
Hey!

Why so pleased
with what we
can't do?

What else?
You'd rather Hell?


Sunday, September 22, 2019

 

A Good, Uh?



-You know what? You’re a Good Shit!

-Thanks...I think.

-Always been!

-They also serve who only
resemble satisfactory bodily 
functions?

-When we were young, a quick
non-aesthetic dump before 
imaginary glory!

-Still imagined, but real to 
our somewhere disciplined
minds!

-We behave better. And shit
equivalently. Ah! Therefore,
since you are…?

-By metaphorical extension:
something that exits the anus,
I must shrug.

-Lovely then and thus, too, on its…

-Beautiful Journey!

-Well put!

-You make me like myself!

-Greater love hath no man!
Since it’s deserved.

-Great! But SOMEDAY I’ll wish upon
a star.

-Good luck with that Vast-Out-There,
but Heaven’s on EARTH!

-Within our actual precincts?

-Lovely zones! Mr Bones.


Saturday, September 21, 2019

 

Trio--e o


1-We are the men
who held out!

2-Hail!...I nearly
believe.

3-But I'm a Woman!

1-Not that anybody
notices.

-2 Can a person hide and be
highly acknowledged?

1-We do it!

2-Here! Now!

3-Give the world
more time!

1-So it discovers
what it's missing?

2-More or less.

3-Less than less!



Friday, September 20, 2019

 

EXTREMES!


-Let's see now...
you're an anxious
wreck anyway.

-Fair enough.

-So, set up a
situation that'd
stress the iciest
among us and...

-Don't I?  Didn't I?
But why?

-To finally test you?
Acidly? Prove you're 
a man and not a horribly 
Nervous Nellie?

-Experiment more
than suicidal!

-I'm taking away the
sharp knives!

-Why am I such
an idiot?

-Profound question!
Especially as applied
to every damn one
of us!

-As bad as I? Really?

-Well, that's going
a bit far.

-I can't stand out
anywhere?





Thursday, September 19, 2019

 

Views


She: Vaginal Babies grab
some needed microbes
on the trip down the
hairy-mucous chute!

He: I see.

She: Judging from that face,
you smell too!

-Perhaps your choice of words...?

-I'm a Cunt speaking of cunts.

-Mayhaps bit more than required.

-Your mother should face
justice for the way she 
raised you!

-Mummy is Love!

-Jesus! The waste!

-Sex isn't all!

-Could've fooled me!


Wednesday, September 18, 2019

 

Ducks on Ponds


Suz, Ricks,
and Joe-Forgive-
Me!

Separately
got the ducks
on the pond.

Also separately,
each feathered hope
drowned.

WHAT NOW?
Same old shit

believing in 
futures.

Morons!
Like you 

(though in this
limited way.)

Once a sucker,
well you can
truly depend

on acerbic Suz,
left-footed Ricks,

Accelerating Joe-
Forgive-Me.

Hey! Forgive selectively!
Jeez! Too many ponds
and tons of

Duck Shit. So,
don't plan!

You're better off
waiting

with nothing--
and that's literal--
in your head!

Stop reading here.
You simply
won't comprehend

further.
Chance for love!












Tuesday, September 17, 2019

 

Woman, Elegant


-She was a Woman of Elegance!
Think teacup. Bone China and
very nearly transparent.

-Thus a kind of esoteric beauty?

-Not of this earth of gross and
too-large gesture. Greasy chin,
farting whether rhythmic or
dissonant!

-Could she laugh with the girls?

-Too ugly a scene for one of such
natural delicacy! Passing around
penis snaps! Forgive them!

-Too bad. It relieves some to imitate
the worst conduct in men.

-Be impossible for her!

-Whatever happened in one
so over-lovely in her sweet
precision.

-Died.

-My God! How?

-Shattered!

-What’s that like physically?

-What it sounds like.

-Then she made a mess at the
very end?

-Don’t we all?


Monday, September 16, 2019

 

Love



puts in a toilet

together.
The years of grime

surrounding now
on their dime.

Is there dressup love?
Can be

but all that preening
lacks something
somehow.

That true soil
and stinks
and, yes,

sweat
reacts to.

Sunday, September 15, 2019

 

Language


-I beg your hardon!

-Would you could!

-But I never promised
you a rope garden.

-That for sissies?

-Sisals rather.

-You Jutes are all the same!

-Constantly fuck with language
and what’s left?

-The language, including sharps
and flats.

-I heard a pretty girl is like a melody.

-Helps if her name’s Melody?

-What’re the odds?

-Ten to one in Temperate Zones.

-If only I can win and buy Sisal!

-What good language only for  winning?

-No good!

-For itself only?

-Amen!

-Or Bingo?

-Choose!

Saturday, September 14, 2019

 

Wrapped Up!


The person who died.
T,

having figured it all
out!

Objective view:
Fool!

Figured nothing out
but a touting 
scenario of air!

Ho! Now,
so true up

a little Bal-
ance for your-
self?

Too much
extreme 
bother!

How the Fear 
Machines buzz 
on about all of

THAT!
Boring the rest
of us

to--No Shit!--
actual 
tears.

Friday, September 13, 2019

 

Bewitched, Bothered, Behooved


Cindy has discovered it
behooves her

to do such and such.
It has proved a month

of behooving.
So much so

that she forgets life
before extensive
behooving.

She actually cries
thinking of the un-
behooved.

Well, her sensitivity
's so rife it's a joke 

in her gang. And 
gang not figure
of speech.

They beat up
a bus driver!





Thursday, September 12, 2019

 

Marshmallows At Ten Feet


-Looks like Social Media
has completely taken over!

-With its so-called leaders
and apparent over-

complexities?

-Lock, stock, and 
barrel-head!

Prepared 
to totally and 
completely change?

-What CHANGE?
Spread bullshit in
all directions, hammer
it to foil...

-Amen amen I say to
you: Love the Artsy-Fartsy!

-...and you still got bullshit!

-Thank God! Our 
UNIVERSAL!

-LIFE its shit-smeared self!

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

 

Regular Guy as Vanishing Species


-Thomas Wolf said that
we walk the Streets of Life
alone!

-Pretty much, but since
you're wearing raggedy
shorts anyway,

sit down on that filth-
y curb to share a brewski.

-Done! And talk low
politics, high...whatever,
and cunt-actresses?

-Or, more seriously, why
we can't get girlfriends!

-Hey! They get their choice!
I'd pick neither of us--that's
for sure.

-Because we're not 
handsome?

-Your gift for understatement.

-You...burp and fart 
an awful lot.

-Enjoyably!



Tuesday, September 10, 2019

 

Growing Out


So
Rosenberg

says 
we're too

addlepated,
hateful...

and our perverse ACE,
Bone Lazy

for Democracy!
HE didn't say

we'd rather shit
in our pants

than expend some
civilized effort.

Oh well! At bottom
you must believe
as Whitman

THE PEOPLE YES!
And then grow up
enough

to help out.

Monday, September 09, 2019

 

Hooked


Addicted
to addiction, he!

When a new one
swept in, be-

coming the mode,
didn't he swallow it,
simultaneously

ruining his buds.
When so serious
a man

somehow obtained
a girlfriend,

oh well! No bargains
each way

as both play
the crazy card.


Sunday, September 08, 2019

 

A Woman of Generic Secrets


Who knew 
applicable
possibilities

which she
dramatized.

Upsetting some
inside her smirk-
ing ways.

Often laughed 
at her sub-
jects repeatedly.

As they sought
footing.

Her husband
shrugged 

complaints and
uneasiness off,

exclaiming that
If the foo shits...!

Never clarify-
ing that odd form.

As a couple
they devised
discomfort.

Naturally.



Saturday, September 07, 2019

 

War & What Have You?



"It was as if no war had been fought, or to put it more bluntly, as if the war that was fought was fought for no good reason. For nothing has changed; everything is as it was at the beginning save for the graves of those who, it now appears, have fought for a trifle:...Lake Erie and Fort McHenry will go into the American history books, Queenston Heights and Crysler's Farm into the Canadian, but without the gore, the stench, the disease, the terror, the conniving, and the imbecilities that march with every army." Pierre Berton


2,4,6,8!
who do we appreciate?


Fellow imbeciles, fellow bodies 
and connivers.


But most especially those
who died


for nothing!


Would that you could live again
in order to die again. So

never mind the rutty
patriotic stinks…
which can’t be wrong! Hey!


Pestilence such a small price to pay!
Cheek to jowl


with the stirring songs!
Or howls.


Friday, September 06, 2019

 

The Man Who Became a Woman


For a day.

Jennifer and Angel
helped him dress,
make up.

Midge coached him
in saying truly

asshole things!
Uh huh? Loaded
experiment.

Plenty of laughs since
he usually chewed nails
and shit bullets!

Feminine attributes zip.
So why bother?

Why bother anything?

Some see benefit,
or humor.

Hey now! No shit
we must do SOMETHING!

No conversation
without subjects,

yes?




Thursday, September 05, 2019

 

Drop Prayer, Turn Wrench



Pope Francis


solo-stuck in
Vatican

Elevator!
So?


Heaven itself
takes maintenance!


Won’t find
that activity
prosaic


midst Cherubs,
rosy etc in


the timeless Art!
Why not?


Since,
in a way,


it’s a higher
form!


Wednesday, September 04, 2019

 

Placing


-Got a pretty studio
with great river view!

-Stow it for Martha 
and Jack! No damn
water! Floods and
frequently stinks!

-Well I'm in a quandary!

-Hey, climb out. Just
dump me in the most
social neighborhood!

-Butterfly, you?

-Opposite. It's
required med
to have these
beaming goodies
pulling at me.

-And all the while...?

-I contemplate deaths
for them painful and 
bizarre!

-In a place full of oddballs...!

-Without even trying!

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