Friday, August 18, 2017

 

Process


Pack grew tired of hearing
You should see your face!

So, wealthy, he hired a
photographer to shadow
him day and dark.

At bedtime, he ran
the pics on his iPad.

One night he died farting.

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Thursday, August 17, 2017

 

“Life’s a mystery!"


maintains Stelly’s younger sister.

“Hey!” Clifford laughs, “you just
find your moral and economic
niche.”

“How about Love?”

“Might arrive. Fifty-fifty.”

“I won’t live in a Fifty-fifty world!”

“It’ll care and won’t care.”

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Wednesday, August 16, 2017

 

Coffee After Sad Fact


-And you're treating? I'm overwhelmed!

-As you know, Statue of Limitations has run out.

-We had been waiting for your last minute "Criminal" Barrage.

-Agents pissed, but we’re not going in ever again without
totally solid cases.

-What you see as criminal I see as opportunity.

-That's a Universal!

-Uh huh? Time to change the law again. Make it reflect real life!

-Buying legislators?

-No way!  No such thing as bribery anymore. Citizens

United Ruling...

-has been such a useful whore to you.

-Long may she reign!

-I wonder if I’ll ever put you inside.

-If you do, then after a bit I’ll purchase tremendous pressure to show
I’ve been convicted under truly anachronistic laws.

-Great Laws!

-Life changes for the good!

-How can you get that last word in your mouth?

-How can we get any words in our mouths?

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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

 

Respectable Pathologies



Itza Vile Bitch

All the Righties
hafta scratch
the Nazi Itch.

Little Huns!

Except their Fancies.
There, the Royalist one.

Where to kowtow?
And NOW!

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Monday, August 14, 2017

 

Take a Nazi to Lunch


failing as
a campaign,

Art and Nella
fled back

to Race.

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

 

Two For Now


-President barking at the North Koreans
like a First Sergeant.

-Finding his stripes?

-When he does they’ll be penal!

-Got the poor gooks in a shit fit!

-What else is new?

-Nazis rioting in Charlottesville.

-Fascism got tired of creeping
and into full gallop?

-Ja whol!

-Why not throw in a few Seig Heils?

-Not quite time.

-I’m losing patience! Unless the Republicans
can return to their old aplomb in going up
our ass for their billionaire buddies, I’m turning
off on freaking politics entirely!

-Where are the aplombs of yesteryear?

-Annie barred the door!

-I thought that was Katy.

-She’ll do in a pinch.

-Bring in the chorus girls anyway! Who can stand the rest?

-Wonderful! But we gotta flush out the clowns first.

-Clown-Flushing the greatest skill known to man.

-How about to women?

-They just laugh.

-Bitterly?

-There’s another way?

-Kumbaya!

-No more of that drizzly shit for me ! Everybody laughed.

-Let them snort coke!

-Marie Antoinette said that.

-From the basket?

-Yeah, the original Talking Head!

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Saturday, August 12, 2017

 

The Man Who Answered All Questions


tired of his cleverness, and absently
stroked Sidney Carton, the least
mysterious cat in the lower valley.

Who darted away, then back to bite.

"You little bastard!"

Hardly witty.

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Friday, August 11, 2017

 

Drink Up


Murphzy bursts into tears.

“A blind dog found his own seeing eye dog.
I saw it on YouTube!"


“Now now,” counseled Bartender Arthur.

“It’s a fuckin dog-eat-dog world anyways!”
This from Stone Blind Charlie.

“That’s enough fuckin dogs!”

--Proprietor Maxine flipping the lights.

Darkness. Save for one Bud Lite sign.

Dimly saying lonely lonely lonely.

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Thursday, August 10, 2017

 

Alone


They decided to separate.

When separate,
taken for each other.

No one could get the names straight.


It was September already.

Would anything, or anyone,
be as equal again?

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Wednesday, August 09, 2017

 

The Circle


Thinking too weirdly
brought the request

to cease. Easy enough
to just pretend to.

It eased, then
asked to help
with those

who stray. But
who am I
to shift others
 

to my shape? It
all worked out
though. That is

until everything
unrecognizable,

and everyone.
Can it go on 
this new way?

What?
ask they.

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Tuesday, August 08, 2017

 

A Use of History


In response, the women
assumed the names of
Victorian whores.

Foul-Mouthed Felicia
did the talking, and
Spread-Legs Shirl chaired.

Clergy counseled patience,
then biblical brutality as Shirl
lived up to her name.

The men disparaged the cloth,
opting for a quick settlement.

They capitulated on major points.

The women felt free, then, in
victory, to revert to comfortable roles.

All-enveloping sweet Motherhood.

Terribly fashionable Garden Partying
with dresses and heels, of course.

And pearls!

Don't forget them.

Jumbos now.

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Monday, August 07, 2017

 

The One Percent


desires you
cow-content!

How better to get
you to  "Speak!"

like Rex,
the Wonder Pooch!

for their hired
amusement.

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Sunday, August 06, 2017

 

Solving for Beauty



-You're too lazy! Or have been.

-Granted, but this one I must figure out!

-Because she’s beautiful?

-Exactly!

-Therefore, must be more there? Inside?

-Exactly!

-Again? Why you're...just inventing her and can’t stop!

-That so? Well I’m loving every minute!

-Actually, an Ugly Duckling has all of humanity layered in!

-Uh huh? So solve her, and so what?

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Saturday, August 05, 2017

 

Numbers


-While you dwelt with the one
woman in hole-filled matrimony,
I experienced five.

-That many?

-Three wives and two bizarre live-ins.

-A regular basketball team.

-And highly skilled in the vicious aspects
of the game!

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Friday, August 04, 2017

 

All Revolutionaries Impatient


And how
to smash up
the previous order?

Men, women, children,
dogs, cats, machines.

Creative Destruction. Let
cowards hold garden parties!
Some in totally ruined cities

to begin the old hypocrisy
yet again.

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Thursday, August 03, 2017

 

CNN BEGINS REPORTING FROM VIRTUAL WHITE HOUSE


A place, explains Tresher
Asgood, "purposely dull and
relentlessly routine."

An interview with President
Irena Dells is featured.

"Since it's all in fun anyway,
why not a woman President?"
he goes on.

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Wednesday, August 02, 2017

 

Every Day In Every Way


Instead of having his own viewpoint,
Mark invented a perfect one.

He became noted for his fairness.

Women gravitated.

Away from him.

At any rate, it became a good little model
of whatever it was a model of.

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Tuesday, August 01, 2017

 

Ab and Evy


with little provocation,
FURY!

Last fit loses remaining
friends.

And Ab, his
Ev.

Doctors beg him to visit,
but Fox a jealous mistress.

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