Friday, April 08, 2022
Clean,Forgive
Plan attic CLEANSE!
For starters, attack myriad
piles of crap up there! Find-
ing “Pokeywaggle” under stick-
y rags. Extract, then fling in hour
into grimy toychest in the garage:
got filth for hinges!
Guys in yard now
blasting leaves from one
pile to another. Deafening!
"What did I do. Nothing!"--
from the chest in lulls.
Finally quiet out there, I wash
him w/the hose. -Please!
Careful near the Ballroom! snaps he
You MALE? I laugh-sneer.
-Correcto!
-Never knew!
-Your middle names!
Labels: cleaning, dirt, dirty, filth, insensitive, toychest
Avoid Positive People!
Psalms calm OPPOSITE! So?
NEGATIVES'll squeeze your soul if
you let'em. So don't.
Cuz then all good Pussies go
t'HEAVEN!
(where ALL those angels teasin' harps
sounds nice as good fart feels!)
Labels: contrary advice, negative, popular religion, positive, Psalms, sunny Christianity
Thursday, April 07, 2022
Nets
Cortin Carker “mediums” re-
freshing views after spearing
documentary ones of
documentary ones of
documentary others.
All sheer Baloney!
She sprinkles breasts with
Baker's Cocoa Powder
since she dreamt it.
And Though’d feel good
on her Thing, whistle,
inside Boy-Jockeys
she prefers, might just
clog up! Answer blowin
in der vind? coyly
chuckles she.
Labels: Cocoa, intuitive, medium, net, scholarly
Caving
-Dumb as post with one t’match!
-That good?
-Never talks!
-But I would’t learn unless
smart guys instructed!
-Well Stupid in elevator now.
If interested, stow bloomers
in drawer there!
-He’ll be ready?
-Never anything but!
-So nice of you t’share!
-Not nice. Exhaustion!
-Does he frenzy?
-All he does!
-Some chat after?
-Nope. Told you. Neanderthal!
Labels: bloomers, dope, stud, women
Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Understandable Outcome
Finally having it with her!
He spat with all the rancor
he could muster that
she’s THE WICKED WITCH
OF THE WEST!
She wetly, and more fully, returns
the compliment: AND YOU
THE CORPULENT SLOB-O-COMPLETELY
-CLUELESS BEAST OF THE EAST?
After, thoroughly enjoyed his
friends calling him that. Truly!
They marry! WTF she's got money!
Labels: beast, rancor, wicked witch
Mindset
Carley didn’t wanna talk about it ever!
Ralph T. Walker nodded warily, maintaining
HIS exploded marriage, too, simply
outa bounds! As a result, they seldom
spoke! Amazing how so many innocent things
invoke the scabrous past. They married.
She got pregnant but then
spontaneously aborted.
They both sport bowling jackets
with coiling dragons on the back.
Their only friend, Patsy Hess,
spouts garrulously. One day
cries a solid hour in loneliness.
Her stoic friends don’t notice.
Labels: cold, communication, cruelty, divorce, loneliness, speaking, wounded
Murph
(is not me. He sees himself
as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you
invoke "Christian" he'll say
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck
Jews in ovens?
You've been warned!"
...
-Yoh Murph! Church here
plans all-day Ukraine
Protest! Anything nasty to say
about that?
-Just mild surprise that they're
replacing biblical palaver featuring
basic or advanced lying with the
much-less-employed Action Faith!
-Be careful! You might have something
positive in there!
-Doubt it sincerely!
-Just remember that Scripture
will move even you!
As Faith moves mountains!
-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!
The Devil quotes it extensively.
-Ouch!
-In fact he relies on a veritable
ENCYCLOPEDIA.
-Labeled?
-Christian Hypocrisy!
-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith
are hardly perfect!
-But go on mouthing, as
long as there's a buck in it!
-Oh well, Auden says that we must love
our crooked neighbor
with our crooked heart!
-I'm waiting for so-called Christians
to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!
1
Labels: Christian, faith, Faith and lies, hypocrisy, lies, protest, Protestant, religion, Ukrainian
Cd'
nt explain
what ate him
alive, thus
lost friends
& vicious
mistresses.
(Wife had bugged
out early last year.) His
daughter, convening her Bum
of the Month Club...thus
so very busy,
anyway...Died
he of Terminal Gas!
Held it over-much! Lida
Orticott, NP, explained.
Though no one listened.
Hoppy Presser, 20, Daughter’s
latest miscreant a pallbearer.
What's he got that deceased
would envy, hey?
Just enormous
freak of:
starts w/C,
ends w/K!
Labels: abbreviations, bum, daughter, mistress
Burners
Marcy presses
the burner phone
against her breast!
It slows her wild heartbeatfor some reason. Her
young Lieutenant having
returned to the wife,
M sobs again.
"Again!"
Labels: betrayal, broken heart, burner phone, cell phone, handsome, infidelity, used, wife, young
Flies buzzed
,then died, their tiny
bodies on the sill.
Meantime we get high,
Hey! Shit cost enough!
Later Dilsy wakes in grayest light
saying apartment’s filthy!--
and we’re not far behind it.
So, scrub ourselves 1st,
then clean the place! Deep-
ly for this once!
This boy pre-
fers clean to dirty I profess.
Could've fooled me!--her voice
remembered music nonetheless.
Labels: addiction, clean, dirty, drugs, Emily Dickenson, flies, stinks
Tuesday, April 05, 2022
Mers
wonders what to do
about the bodies
strewn about.
He’ll ask Dilsey...
If she still speaks to him.
‘My God it’s you!”
“In the chubby flesh.”
“Before you even start! I re-
alize that I’m not the Beauty
of the Western world!”
“Should maybe try the EAST too?”
“That tongue in there or slicing machine?”
“Okay okay! I jus' wanna ask you
how help those I’ve…”
“Figuratively murdered
while merely jiving?”
“I guess…and, by the way, you
ARE beautiful!”
“Ooops! Gaslight on and off is it?”
“I mean every SYLLABLE!”
“That’s a FIRST!"
“...and I thought be easy.”
“Nothing is when YOU FEEL!”
“Evet!”
“Ev…?”
“Turkish.”
“Well just attempt not knowing everything
for next few minutes.”
Labels: critical, gaslighting, intellectual, regret, righting wrongs
Once More
"Why not say it AGAIN?"
He clams up, latter nodding for goodbye.
In 2 wks, they meet by accident.
"I still don't know what's WRONG!"--she.
"Try mushy Hallmark Channel for
Woman-WIT!"
Labels: dense, Hallmark, repetitive, wit, Woman
3 MIDNIGHTS
Mitz shrieks prick
stole her only panties here!
Rider chuckles as to Sweetie-
Mouth going insanely potty!
Not 1/10 done yet! she claims.
'Everybody's-Gramps' pounds
trailer door: He knew they had
his only snow shovel!
Rider pulls him in assuring
no need for one in Cocoa Beach.
Oughta ask an astronaut! snaps Mitz
as she's simultaneously advised
by Gramps to let the air get at her thing.
Rider rips open his brand new
Jockeys for her. Just temporary.
She puts one on. He muses
how he rode Midnight 1,3
to wins! These feel especially
decent! purrs she now. Probably
PMS before, Gramps guesses.
They all laugh. What
happened to 2? whispers she to her real jockey
who keens Wish I knew. Really wi...
Labels: horse racing, jockey, obscenity, old, underwear
Monday, April 04, 2022
WEB
CONGRATS!
FINISHED SURVEY!
Click Orange Box to find
Underpants That Whistle.
for that very special evening!
Labels: absurdity, offer, online, pull-ups, survey
GP
During THE GREAT PASSIVITY,
Christians and other frauds
cool it on mercy and much
else. Anyway, Coiffed Screechers via
Sinclair stopped hating with scripture
to call out WHORES! Who
apparently lurk everywhere!
So much sin, so little Time!
In short, complaisant modes
so got kicked unto the curb as
to dwell religiously with dogshit.
One live group haunts Target yet,
screaming-out Asian women
wearing masks!
The most vocal of these saints
espousing ACTIVE FAITH--
and FIRM!
(Name actually Karen) left, y’All:
due in Melbourne to knee
a beggar in the balls
with other Taurus, thus
taking turns.
Labels: Active Faith, Asian, astrology, Christianity, Conservative, contradiction, faith, Great Passivity, hypocrisy, preaching, Sinclair, Taurus, women
Sunday, April 03, 2022
I -Finally
uncovered meaner
prick than you!
-Whosaat?
-Genghis Khan!
-He'd make short WORK of you!
-Oh yeah? Well he'd have his hands
full before!
-AMEN!
Labels: academic couple, cultural history, Genghis, murder
She understood!
Oh?
-Iowa got more Gambling
but Nevada got more pigs.
-You got that exactly backwards!
-Oh?
Labels: backwards, gambling, pigs, states
Male drives,
so stands she next to
garaged Camry. Wood
radio intones how tell Lady
she smells? Now, Bartram
answering “Easy! Say
Jill-Ann you stink!
(More such areas than men:
who top you in PUTRID, not
Geography)” Takes “Forest-
Mist” from oily shelf, and prom-
ises “NO PEEK!” Then backs out.
“Maybe later?” she laughs,
coyly pushing red thing down.
Labels: couple, female odors, frankness, male odors
Sen
So & So
from Such & Such
gets poured into hotel's limo.
Smashed & High
he shrieks patriot-drivel
& racy ditties.
Back at the Bash
Fr K zips up PANTHER
basketball jacket,
just far enough
so Roman
Collar still shows.
“35 years in Church,
wouldn’t change a thing!”
Meantime, Sen poured from
limo, carried to his “complimentary” suite.
Week later he votes for war.
2 weeks after that in Booze-Junk Rehab: “VOTE REPUB,
WAR! GIVE PUSSY DEMS NOTHIN! So baby or 2 dies?
Snifflers should exit public life!”
It’s TALK! He doesn’t mean it.
Soul Singers entertain at Bide-a-Bit the following Friday.
He won't go.
Labels: Catholic, Church, Democrat, politics, rehab, Republican
Saturday, April 02, 2022
When connected
Poly-
witty takes as
kids huddle in
parkas when rusky
comes lotza shreds
wisps fur then
ballet never did
well w/murder
Labels: ballet, murder, Russia, Ukraine, war
Early-fem-4 touts
haughty rectitude
on the day our
Lateness
becomes Virtue, so
we truly scathe’em: Rout! But
Hey! WTF! Fun!
Just Broads, thus
don’t really count
for much
anyway. (Tho Miraculous-
ly un-Whiney this bles-
sed Once!)
Labels: broads, business culture, early, late, sexist, women
Friday, April 01, 2022
F/M on Women
-Why so tough on girls?
-They waste time with bums!
Friends and Family see it--if
THEY don't.
-(sadly) Do.
-World needs WOMEN!
DESPERATELY!
-Not Betsy-Wetsys? Now I am crushed!
Labels: Betsy-Wetsy, dialog, sex bums, women
Marie punctuating
-Babel claims
comma in strange
place pierces heart.
-How smart, y'All!
And so your actual
Marie's now Jello-
ing her fearsome little ass
towards us? Grab your balls!
Labels: allure, fearsome, magnetism, punctuation, sex
RBF anomaly
Devil toasts him--
in the best sense--
with Gatoraid.
Only male face in
in tall wall of RBFs.
He accedes
to mini-Danish then
(Pepperidge Farms)
from most mis-
cheivous angel
ever!
Labels: devil, Hell, male, RBF, wall
Hey If Commitees
Degrees
She gets 2d Doctorate, Jun.
Cambridge. 1st Berlin. At age
when women dream of
Prince Charming
pissing in their boudoirs,
she plots 3rd PhD from
--you'll never believe it!--
DAKAR.
Labels: Berlin, brilliant, Cambridge, Dakar, education, Prince Charming
