Monday, December 15, 2008

Young Bright Guys

Range behind old guys
at Congressional Hearings

When Exec stumbles at
answering, youngster
lunges forward, dis-

placing a deep slice of air
reeking of stale farts.

no posts till Jan 6


Sunday, December 14, 2008


One conveys, also does
other party. Common

sense: knock it up to double then?
Uh uh. 4x? 16? 64? Nope. Since

relationship can be rat’s
nest of paradox, sum

can’t even be guessed. Science
endeavoring, you constantly hear,

but should heave
in the sponge.


Saturday, December 13, 2008

Side Effect

-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.

-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo,
really. Just a few bits of toxic shit.

-Well got her sure enough!

-Terrible. Did she actually turn...?

-Purple. Except her eyes, Yellow as can be and popping out.
Then the awful shriek!

-And that's all she wrote.

-No, she wasn't writing anything.

-Just an expression.

-Just to lose five pounds.

-I'm worried about a settlement. Precise Language of disclaimer.

-They nailed how it happened to her all right.

-Whole paragraph on the yellow popping eyes.

-Who’d ever read that and believe it?

-It’s always too late afterwards.

-You a clergyman or something?


Friday, December 12, 2008

At The Sheraton

We at Club Level wear
our ascendance lightly.

Athletic gear at breakfast
as an example. I ladle

scrambled eggs over
my scone, astounding

to the bourgeoisie...if
allowed to thus witness.


Thursday, December 11, 2008

Philly’s Mount Airy Elite

of a penetratingly chilly
morning, emptying from

mansions and gym-
sized apartments
in sleep wear.

Auto glass everywhere, glint-
ing weakly. Furious Murder

shouteth then ’pon the frost air.
If perp bumbled by with pet

crowbar, he'd be torn limb
from larceny! Bloody
pyjamas small price to pay.

Seeketh thee Better Angels?
None here in beautiful Mt Airy
of olden, Quaker Philadelphia.

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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I got in touch with my feelings,
and all that crap. --Annie Hall

Nail crap after
a phase of it,

fervent, almost
religious. You,

fool, but so what?
Another social-psycho-
logical vehicle slides

to the curb, & ape-
shit into it. Now at last!
the marvel-

ous answer. How
skip it earlier?

Vile Idiots!


Tuesday, December 09, 2008

The Weak-Stream Boys Stop For Almond Joys

Proprietor as old. Crabby
at the use of the can.

Woods in rear remain
lonely, dank, and drear.

And they have much to fear,
but dribbling leagues to go
before decay’s buffet.


Monday, December 08, 2008

The Flower Committee
or All You Have to Understand about Politics

Sent funeral flowers.
People had to be begged
my first year onboard.

Last: "Reason for this meeting
is to block____for Flower Committee.”


Sunday, December 07, 2008




-You should say Why not? Or a variation.
Or even a total curve ball from another and
unexpected quarter.



Saturday, December 06, 2008


-How do you feel about businessmen using football metaphors?
We're at the line of scrimmage and need to find the other
firm’s defensive weaknesses!

-It's stupid.

-How about coaches using real world metaphors?
This team is climbing a mountain without rappelling ropes.

-What asshole said that?


-Oh well, inside-football is boring to everyone but coaches
and players, so we spice it up.

-Can we quote you on any of this?

-Just this one: Fuck you!

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Friday, December 05, 2008

Sunshine Loot

Actual little houses midst barren fields. Spotted
among the Recreation Center, Pool, Churches,

golf courses, boutiques, ah! “Proposed” of
course. O Florida, hast thou changed from

sleazy yore of speculators’ bloated dreams,
ass falling out of their own seedy pants?

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Thursday, December 04, 2008


-Okay. Don't respect me, but respect the uniform!

-Fuck you Santa! Junkie and boozer!

-Santa transcendent! He beats the odds!

-Oh yeah? Well, remembering yet another chapter:
I'm not about to let any kid of mine sit on your lap.

-Oh ye of little faith!

-Uh huh. Well, it's never been a problem. Quite the opposite.

-Well, fuck you squared! And all the way from the North Pole!
Up your smug ass from Donner and Blitzen! Plus the three
wise men for good measure!

-Stay with the secular. It forms a nation surrounded by swamps of
fools, knaves, and maniacs. Of myths and of The Church.

-Where’s the romance in you?

-Killed by aforementioned.

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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Land of Fried & Whores of Brave

-How did the torture go?

-Great! I came.


Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Not Fair to Say GOP Offered No Hope!

They sought to further laden
Rich Tables. With the HOPE

mid-class rabble could
cadge a few scraps.

& ambition!

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Monday, December 01, 2008


-Where to job-pounce?

-Not for you as registered GOP.

-Pardon? That old thing?

-Oh, switched like me!

-Let's partner. Our own business.

-What's hot?

-Construction. Infrastructure has fallen apart.

-Well...we both know guys.

-Yup. Let's help them fuck the government.

-Just NOT that. We'll get bridges and roads.

-And rich!

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