Saturday, February 28, 2009
Your rebellion has been impressive. We have fought
each other to a stalemate.
Your forces recently killed an entire grammar school
class visiting the national museum.
I understand the symbolic gesture involved. And even
against the national outrage, I offer complete amnesty
for this act and all others, if you come to the negotiating
I await your answer. We must cooperate for the good
of the nation.
Friday, February 27, 2009
That’s knocking casinos!
Regulated and relatively
O there were Mafioso
skims and scams, but
nothing like those of
Banks and Wall Street
slicing and dicing their
way into our real hearts.
Labels: Casino Capitalism
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Invited To Wake Up
in. Hey! Give
me a break!
I need a nap.
This is America!
Founders full of
fine truths, but
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Take the Cannoli
We must wage preventive
wars, & thus embrace
emerging civilian deaths, as
in the gloried past. When
the going gets tough, fast
Labels: preventive war
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Short Note To Libertarians
Believe in the Market, hey?
Belay regulation, a form,
yet another, of government
tyranny? Well, didn't work.
Ah hah! you exclaim, that's
only because information
wasn't free and open. Thus,
would work if...! Uh huh?
If the most scabrous pirates
ever to despoil
only told us foils
what they were up to! "We're bund-
ling subprime mortgages! Just
a marvelous way of fucking
just about everybody!"
Hey, Libertarians, wake
up and smell the hemlock!
Monday, February 23, 2009
No more fatsos
farting in country
club locker rooms &
amping up Sambo
for militia camp.
Labels: GOP image
Sunday, February 22, 2009
I work in an old-fashioned factory, flapping belts overhead,
smell of hot oil, wooden floors, grimy windows. We love it.
You can visualize our types.
The corporation builds a new factory next door. Some parts
finished, training goes on for a lot of scrawny little brown fellows
from India. Nobody has ever seen them enter or exit the building.
They’re cooking in there: we can smell it.
My janitor friend has seen plans for a third building.
No windows, all robots.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Philosophy survey book in bathroom.
I scan at random. Unsystematic me,
with these sages framing
intellectual edifice. So, true
crystalline amid core stinks...THAT
reeks of sarcasm, for they ARE at-
tempting to plunge into bottomless
messes: Who am I? Why
is everyone a cramp in the ass?
But it’s, all of it, Cloudville, Baby! Oh,
know I should read the thing entire.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Mo. lawmakers push bill allowing spankings in the classroom*
Important to humiliate
in front of class &
you can bet, there-
Labels: spanking children
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
All the big shots come down to South Philly. And I’ll tell you why: it’s real!
That and the food. It reminds me of some neighborhoods in Paris.
Slumming, from the High University College of Med. Why you’re against Socialized Medicine.
Wrong end of sick, my Italian friend. I did a residency in France. It’s not
a perfect bijou, a jewel–what is?–but it works.
Then why won’t we have it here?
Because oligarchies won’t give over power without long, bruising, continuous fights.
And I’m not talking about the AMA. We’re making progress there,
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
1st question should be “You
one of the sonabitches who
caused this disaster?”
If yes, cuff, and coax him
into the MBA Perp Walk. (sigh-
ing moony spreadsheets
all the way to Danbury) If
no, do identical, since
Monday, February 16, 2009
Abe split rails, or
PR of period?
Bush the Younger
clearing brush, uh huh.
Silent Cal wore full
Peripheral stuff? Central
to the task? Who knows?
Lots of bs out there,
with DC the capital.
Sunday, February 15, 2009
in something till
it kicks the shit
outa you–& per-
haps then too.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
How they pull-llll that sheet o-
ver your face...you won’t
see or feel or smell it, so
might as well now.
Friday, February 13, 2009
I Drove my brother to small airport
once. Walked out to tarmac with him–
you could then. Knot of people wait-
ing, topping each other with mordant
jokes as to crate
they were about to enter. More humor in
those simpler times.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Rep Cantor complains
bill omits Republican
Vision! That we’ve seen.
It’s the color of shit.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
-Obama in Ft Myers doing a q and a, mostly about the stimulus.
-Don’t remember the last guy doing many of those.
-No, he reflected the Republican philosophy of Go Fuck Yourself!
-Why do they embrace that?
-Cheaper, and depends on individual initiative.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
-I had a one night stand with a bum. So I guess that makes me
a bum. Well why don’t you say something? Jesus Christ!
-What’s the difference what I say?
-Look! Maybe we should get married. Oh Jesus, tell me what a fool I am even to suggest...
-Only sensible thing I ever heard you say.
-Timing. I‘ve been out of control all the time I’ve known you.
Ah what the fuck!
-We gotta do it small. Your mother will try to make a fuckin
fandango outa it for sure!
-Boy! How can you be the joker and then turn deadly
-Your mother has that effect.
-Welcome to the family.
-Marriage made in heaven, then. But, are you one who saves
fallen women, and then tortures them daily with whack-ass
-We’re all fallen. That’s the whole fuckin picture.
-Maybe...I can get a better bargain.
-I don’t think either of us can.
-This is it? Not like the fuckin movies, no?
-It’s a post-modern flick.
-Too much drama. Let’s just say we know each other
Monday, February 09, 2009
Back from the beach
of a cold day and the
kids are swimming,
and throwing their
little bodies against
frigid waves. If an
icy one slammed my nuts,
be like Reaper swung
that sickle into the sea
like a 9-iron.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
*Several TV Crime Shows
*Several TV Crime Shows
Saturday, February 07, 2009
"Have I got a hot flash for you!"
Friday, February 06, 2009
-Would you like In the Life or On the Money ?
-Are you prepositioning me?
Thursday, February 05, 2009
The Democrat Answers
Yeah it’s disconcerting to have Dem thieves arise.
Do I think what?
No, we can’t even approach that Gold Standard. Ever.
And if they ever do get back in, they’ll never surpass their
past years for venality.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
-I heard he was screwing the live-in babysitter.
-Literally or figuratively?
Labels: Political Appointment
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
3rd U.S. service member electrocuted in the shower in Iraq*
Monday, February 02, 2009
-Lemme get this straight. The Republicans gave away money
we don't have to their rich buddies?
-Of course, much of it overlapping the White Man's Burden Bonanza
-And now the Dems are still supporting that venerable fund,
but say they're gonna knock it off.
-Slowly. No jolts.
-And now, with the Dem stimulus, they're also giving away money
we don't have to...
-Spreading it around. Country club hafta do with bit less.
-How tragic! But somebody eventually gets the bill for all this
borrowing, no? Monster debt cubed and cubed and...
-Grandkids, but they'll pass it off to theirs.
-Can't sustain. We'll be ruined, bankrupt.
-Always are anyway.
-It's a farce!
-Yeah but you say it the wrong way for the times.
It's a farce, Baby!
Labels: White Man's Burden Bonanza
Sunday, February 01, 2009