Saturday, January 31, 2009

Shortest Conversation–Family

-Man did I learn from that tech bubble back then!
Right then and there I vowed to...!

-Dad, let’s look at now! Like, you’ve lost just about
all the family’s money!

Friday, January 30, 2009

The Cure

-So banker-brokers stole huge bonuses from Uncle?

-who should ask for them back!

-Good luck with that!

-I have a fix. Pick one at random...against a wall...shoot ‘im dead.

-Wow! That cold and quick? No trial?



Thursday, January 29, 2009

Side Effects

-Our lawyer says they're full of shit.

-Well the warning was specific, though pill mostly placebo, really.

-It got her sure enough.

-Terrible! Did she actually turn...?

-Purple. Except her eyes, Corn-Yellow as can be, and popping out.
Then the shriek! Jesus!

-And that's all she wrote.

-No, she wasn't writing anything.

-Just an expression.

-Anyway...just to lose five pounds.

-I'm worried about any settlement. Language of disclaimer.

-They nailed how it happened to her, thirteen paragraphs.

-500 words alone on the popping eyes.

-Almost a promise.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

One-Word Cynic

-What your word for life today?


-Political life?







Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Closing the Lobby

-Well, guess I'll get the papers and go home, as the old
song says.

-Eight years of holding high the torch...

-of the Flaming Asshole Super Religious Right.

-Now it's in the toilet.

-Appropriately enough.

-Will the Do-Goody Left ever hire us?

-Maybe when the stink dies.


Monday, January 26, 2009


The Ruling Class
exists to prosper

the Wealthy Class
which, in turn,

exists to...

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Walmart Drama

-She went mad from vaginal itching. Finally dying at Walmart
in a horrendous episode.

-Must’ve been awful to see! Was she heading towards
the Vaginal Aisle at the time?

-A nice story, but no real proof.


Saturday, January 24, 2009


-Ismet, it’s Kismet!

-How do you Americans say bullshit?


-Yeah, that’s it.


Friday, January 23, 2009


-What kinda fil-ums you make?

-Slow ones full of precise detail and talk.

-Jesus! Who got the time?

-A point. And the talk, that is the conversationalists, use words
mostly to torture each other.

-Hey! Was married once. No more of that shit!

-Well, thanks for any exposure you give...

-The product? You’ll never sell it.

-Probably not.

-At any rate you’re the first person I’ve interviewed who didn’t tuck
his or her legs under.

-Too old. Is that legs akimbo? That’s not quite accurate, is it?

-Hey, fuck the wordsy-turdsy Jane Austin bit! I’m going to see a guy now who is world famous for fuckin exploding cars! He’ll give me some bang-bang quotes!

-Surely, but didn’t think that kind of film could get a showing here.

-Are you kidding? Wake up and smell the marijuana!


Thursday, January 22, 2009

Bank-o to Uncle Sam

You think that when we say Leave us the fuck alone! that it
was just to give us more elbow room to gouge and steal.

But it was patriotism! The best way to insure the best
for everyone.

Well...things have gotten outa whack, as things
sometimes do. Just make out the check to...


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Madness of King George

The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George
The Madness of King George

Exit King George and Slinking Courtiers

Tuesday, January 20, 2009


-What Bush’s greatest accomplishment?

-Massive transfer of wealth from middle and lower classes
to his base buddies already swimming in bucks.

-Is that unusual?

-Only wedded to fierce belief that it benefitted
all of us.

-But that’s bullshit!

-Evidently not to George. Jesus, Trickle-Down, and Larceny.

-Ah the Republican Trinity!

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Monday, January 19, 2009

Bank of America gets extra $20B from bailout kitty



Sunday, January 18, 2009


Whole place smells like piss, but they got whole buncha statues in the square--
among the cobbles lined with horseshit. So, they were something once.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

Dreamt of In His Philosophy

-Breaking dawn!

-Ouch! Hafta be violent in that too?

-Just an expression, break of dawn...daybreak.

-Oh yeah? Well everything is. That's the trouble.


Friday, January 16, 2009

Feel the Hate

So in TX,SC
other High

75-90% of
white vote
to McCain.

In LA, white males
vote Obama

10% !


Thursday, January 15, 2009

Citizen Kane Anticipates Modern Wall Street

"I want to make sure that decent hard-working people in this community aren't robbed blind by a pack of money-mad pirates, just because they haven't anybody to look after their interests."

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009


-Obama wants huge billions to pry things loose.
And the rich, through their Republican lackeys,
are screaming about higher taxes.

-No higher taxes. Let‘s just have them bring back their
offshore money. It’s the amount that should be taxed,
not the rate, that must be in question.

-Are you calling them crooks?

-I’m calling them crooks.

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

In the Present Cubism

or Reality TV,
bachelors in pursuit

of "Feelings" (not
to be thought fake).

& they'd screw
a snake.

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Monday, January 12, 2009

The Re-Branding Boys

-Well, we stole the country blind under Republicans.

-Please! Take more!

-But kick back, Gombahs!

-A given.

-And now under Dems?

-We're turning green.


-Why not? The suckers still line up, bushel baskets full.

-But just stealing under GOP. Now we have a cause!

-Yeah, the environ-fuckin-ment!

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Sunday, January 11, 2009


My New High Sierra Backpack

Took it to Health Food Store.
Found I could fit everything in
but a faded hippy. Hey it

does everything but shake my
dick after pissing. + has

cell phone pocket! Or
is that the same thing?

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Banking Melodrama

-They're trying to find out where the money went
that Santa Pauls give us.

-Let 'em spin on this finger, like whatchallit,
Floating Dervishes.

-That ain't what they're called.

-Yeah, well we don't know much but we know one thing.

-How to fuck John Q?



Friday, January 09, 2009

Dickens Up To Snuff

Required is Thomas Gradgrind
gauging No Child Left Behind.

Thursday, January 08, 2009

The Modern

Elders sent me to Harvard Business School.

Learned how to provide better accounting strategies for oil production.

And I now can help culturally as well.

A week back a girl was stoned. Revered tradition, of course, but we can change it slowly.

Unfortunately not a good case to spotlight since she deserved it.


Wednesday, January 07, 2009

At the Stoning

I stared.
After, de-
ploring it by

force of wit.
A form of riches,

after facts.
Enough, and
you age

For some reason.


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