Saturday, March 30, 2019

 

Introduction to the Modern Short Story


Maxie-O  got used
to the shit hitting the fan,

but the fan
hitting the shit?

He decided on
an additional degree

Friday, March 29, 2019

 

The Money Fascists


Can't grasp
our bill? Tough-

ski-Shitski!
Call the 800 number

for clarity. Uh huh?
Listen to insane PR loops

and only then 
get cut off.

Any background buzz
is us calculating late charges.

O what automatic fun!
Hey buck up Bruce

or Barbara! Nestle in-
to the arms of

THE MONEY FASCISTS!

It's actually a duty!
Stupid Fuck!




Thursday, March 28, 2019

 

In Passing


I've tried blaming others
but truth is

didn't do my homework,
really. Taking another half-

ass stab. Not tragic...
too small.

So much so that
merest acquaintances shrug

that's you.

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

 

Place


Where Route
Men run their
routes, Life's

Zoot Suits.
Boot that Cute
One, her High Truth

frosting your balls!
As the Tall

One's quiet-
ly ruthless

 

The Neurotic


My last
nervous

stand
imagined
I worse

than got

When final
cashing in,

REVERSES.

Sunday, March 24, 2019

 

Moment of Sooth


New Yorker

speaks of disproportionate
Conservative Influence

over our lives.
Proportionate
in my case.

No overt
bribes taken,
proud to say!



 

Seeing Drool Acutely


Due to
a BUREAUCRATIC
SHITSTORM

my Cable
Mafia

can't serve me
in my new location--

just all the others
living here!

So I scan for
Over the Air:

All clear enough but

Half crawl with
Jesus Hucksters
in the Land of

the Free
To Be

Fucked!

Saturday, March 23, 2019

 

Well! Fran!


I began,
still with

your stone
pigeon?

Nice!
Both of you

here in
my short-
cut garden,

existing for
only me!

You entice
responsibility.


Friday, March 22, 2019

 

Answer



-What good
's
all

the wonder
getting you

excited?

-INNER.

-Exactly! Gets
you nowhere!

-Hallelujah!









Thursday, March 21, 2019

 

Too bad about you


When Medical Establish-
ment fucks
around,

you become
martyr

to motions
not your
own so

Don't pretend
any ONE
important.

Wednesday, March 20, 2019

 

More When

More than 1
Reality

exists
in Quantum Physics.

Uh huh?

And more
than one

Quantum Physics
existsssss-
in Reality!

Tuesday, March 19, 2019

 

Youngsters


'll fuck around!*

Why 
Management

most
often

GRAY!

Hey!

Grow up

ALL
ALL!

Me
You

TOO!
ALL!

*Some Phillies played Fortnite
during Braves game

Monday, March 18, 2019

 

Claims


Men cannot seize on DEBILITATING PERIODS as
an excuse for shoddy work.

Only as a metaphor...
of sorts.

What a cramp!

Sunday, March 17, 2019

 

Mud-


dy Decision when
you want clean.

No Chorus of Angels
hits a mighty chord.
They're, of course,

WAITING!

Saturday, March 16, 2019

 

Stages


I have no idea what I'm doing. Diddley-Squat!

Some vague outline of 
a thought intrudes...uh...
maybe.

Dare I say shadowy mystery no 
longer can hide from Sherlock here?

It all emerges from an old-fashioned 
print in slow solution!

Got the handle and more
are visible.

Can I say TRIUMPH?

Larkspur thinks it's a flower.
Imagine that!

IZO BARBARN WOOZYNOTTZ!

Friday, March 15, 2019

 

Can't-Miss Hypothetical


2 MALES, FEMALE
LATE  ENTERING

-RYAN  MOORE  
ACED HOLE ON 
THE  FLY!

-And would that you...?

-In my DREAMS!

-Oh? Haven't you
already aced THE
GAME OF LIFE WITH
DEIDRE  HERE?

-May I use Game of
Life?--with your
continuing permission?

Thursday, March 14, 2019

 

Subtext Swedish Crime Drama


Feminist Vanguard
or

Gender Cliches?
Advanced Northern European
Thought and

Rioting
donates

Mess 1
to Mess 2!

"NOTHING TO SEE HERE:
MOVE ON!"

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

 

Fatality & Flatulance


-Well, the pain has to go somewhere!

-Yeah? Then anyone's welcome to it!

-Builds Character!

-HOW MALE!  So just call me Dorothy
Oz Finished!

-

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

 

Explanation


-What do you have right-size-up
about this?

-Something!

-Give me a hint!

-Nope.

-Can't or won't?

-YES!

-Then I'm to accept your
oft-shoddy word?

-MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

-You can't be serious!

-NEVER MORE!

-IMPRESSIVE!--though more
ammo required. Sorry.

Monday, March 11, 2019

 

Immunity and the Brain


X immune to senior disease
& disaster

until he catastrophically
FELL!

breaking his hip!

Has leaned from
LONG REHAB

how invulnerable he is
IN ALL OTHER AREAS!

Stupid
an adjective

lacking refinement!

Except 
Precisely

HERE!

Sunday, March 10, 2019

 

Ernie Ells Fed Up with Masters at Augusta


But since such a thing 
cannot be said,

even hushed,
then, not really!

What can't be

CAN'T!

in the most sacred
Anything

WHICH IS SPORT!

Saturday, March 09, 2019

 

Wonder


Spot during the day where L hadn't the least!

No preparation therefore.

Whatever came
CAME!

Everyone laughed about it.

The most affected,

THE MORE FORCED THE LAUGH!

Oh well, impossible situations are always temporary.

By their nature, no?

Friday, March 08, 2019

 

Whatever


-I'd get up to date if I were you!

-How? Dribs, Drabs, Guesses at
fragments!

-That's our best!

-And I'll therefore do my
best divining yours!

-Life is really feel. Mastery is
a fiction!

-Enjoyable enough! 


Thursday, March 07, 2019

 

The Wrong Wisdom


All this time
you worked

on the wrong one?
Not too late!

(What Wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? -JJ Rousseau )

Wednesday, March 06, 2019

 

Final Word


-I did the last drills with .a Woman.

-Your man will scoff!

-Of course! But not Bottom Line!

-And what. pray. is that?

-We give in!

-Bottom Bottom?

-Theoretically!



Monday, March 04, 2019

 

Dangerous Mouth


Lindsay was sure enough, so she said it!

Mari collapsed in tears.

So...wrong story and fooey too!

Who can't  screw up?

Would've apologized to a more grownup, but it's counted
a lifetime critme here!_


Friday, March 01, 2019

 

Topper


Jules and Dot lied their ways
through a Disaster-Affair!

To celebrate it's acrid end
we had a party!

Mark came as an asshole.

Invited thereafter everywhere!

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