Saturday, March 30, 2019
Introduction to the Modern Short Story
Maxie-O got used
to the shit hitting the fan,
but the fan
hitting the shit?
He decided on
an additional degree
Friday, March 29, 2019
The Money Fascists
Can't grasp
our bill? Tough-
ski-Shitski!
Call the 800 number
for clarity. Uh huh?
Listen to insane PR loops
and only then
get cut off.
Any background buzz
is us calculating late charges.
O what automatic fun!
Hey buck up Bruce
or Barbara! Nestle in-
to the arms of
THE MONEY FASCISTS!
It's actually a duty!
Stupid Fuck!
Thursday, March 28, 2019
In Passing
I've tried blaming others
but truth is
didn't do my homework,
really. Taking another half-
ass stab. Not tragic...
too small.
So much so that
merest acquaintances shrug
that's you.
Tuesday, March 26, 2019
Place
Where Route
Men run their
routes, Life's
Zoot Suits.
Boot that Cute
One, her High Truth
frosting your balls!
As the Tall
One's quiet-
ly ruthless
The Neurotic
My last
nervous
stand
imagined
I worse
than got
When final
cashing in,
REVERSES.
Sunday, March 24, 2019
Moment of Sooth
New Yorker
speaks of disproportionate
Conservative Influence
over our lives.
Proportionate
in my case.
No overt
bribes taken,
proud to say!
Seeing Drool Acutely
Due to
a BUREAUCRATIC
SHITSTORM
my Cable
Mafia
can't serve me
in my new location--
just all the others
living here!
So I scan for
Over the Air:
All clear enough but
Half crawl with
Jesus Hucksters
in the Land of
the Free
To Be
Fucked!
Saturday, March 23, 2019
Well! Fran!
I began,
still with
your stone
pigeon?
Nice!
Both of you
here in
my short-
cut garden,
existing for
only me!
You entice
responsibility.
Friday, March 22, 2019
Answer
-What good
's
all
the wonder
getting you
excited?
-INNER.
-Exactly! Gets
you nowhere!
-Hallelujah!
Thursday, March 21, 2019
Too bad about you
When Medical Establish-
ment fucks
around,
you become
martyr
to motions
not your
own so
Don't pretend
any ONE
important.
Wednesday, March 20, 2019
More When
More than 1
Reality
exists
in Quantum Physics.
Uh huh?
And more
than one
Quantum Physics
existsssss-
in Reality!
Reality
exists
in Quantum Physics.
Uh huh?
And more
than one
Quantum Physics
existsssss-
in Reality!
Tuesday, March 19, 2019
Youngsters
'll fuck around!*
Why
Management
most
often
GRAY!
Hey!
Grow up
ALL
ALL!
Me
You
TOO!
ALL!
*Some Phillies played Fortnite
during Braves game
Monday, March 18, 2019
Claims
Men cannot seize on DEBILITATING PERIODS as
an excuse for shoddy work.
Only as a metaphor...
of sorts.
What a cramp!
Sunday, March 17, 2019
Mud-
dy Decision when
you want clean.
No Chorus of Angels
hits a mighty chord.
They're, of course,
WAITING!
Saturday, March 16, 2019
Stages
I have no idea what I'm doing. Diddley-Squat!
Some vague outline of
a thought intrudes...uh...
maybe.
Dare I say shadowy mystery no
longer can hide from Sherlock here?
It all emerges from an old-fashioned
print in slow solution!
Got the handle and more
are visible.
Can I say TRIUMPH?
Larkspur thinks it's a flower.
Imagine that!
IZO BARBARN WOOZYNOTTZ!
Friday, March 15, 2019
Can't-Miss Hypothetical
2 MALES, FEMALE
LATE ENTERING
-RYAN MOORE
ACED HOLE ON
THE FLY!
-And would that you...?
-In my DREAMS!
-Oh? Haven't you
already aced THE
GAME OF LIFE WITH
DEIDRE HERE?
-May I use Game of
Life?--with your
continuing permission?
Thursday, March 14, 2019
Subtext Swedish Crime Drama
Feminist Vanguard
or
Gender Cliches?
Advanced Northern European
Thought and
Rioting
donates
Mess 1
to Mess 2!
"NOTHING TO SEE HERE:
MOVE ON!"
Wednesday, March 13, 2019
Fatality & Flatulance
-Well, the pain has to go somewhere!
-Yeah? Then anyone's welcome to it!
-Builds Character!
-HOW MALE! So just call me Dorothy
Oz Finished!
-
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
Explanation
-What do you have right-size-up
about this?
-Something!
-Give me a hint!
-Nope.
-Can't or won't?
-YES!
-Then I'm to accept your
oft-shoddy word?
-MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
-You can't be serious!
-NEVER MORE!
-IMPRESSIVE!--though more
ammo required. Sorry.
Monday, March 11, 2019
Immunity and the Brain
X immune to senior disease
& disaster
until he catastrophically
FELL!
breaking his hip!
Has leaned from
LONG REHAB
how invulnerable he is
IN ALL OTHER AREAS!
Stupid
an adjective
lacking refinement!
Except
Precisely
HERE!
Sunday, March 10, 2019
Ernie Ells Fed Up with Masters at Augusta
But since such a thing
cannot be said,
even hushed,
then, not really!
What can't be
CAN'T!
in the most sacred
Anything
WHICH IS SPORT!
Saturday, March 09, 2019
Wonder
Spot during the day where L hadn't the least!
No preparation therefore.
Whatever came
CAME!
Everyone laughed about it.
The most affected,
THE MORE FORCED THE LAUGH!
Oh well, impossible situations are always temporary.
By their nature, no?
Friday, March 08, 2019
Whatever
-I'd get up to date if I were you!
-How? Dribs, Drabs, Guesses at
fragments!
-That's our best!
-And I'll therefore do my
best divining yours!
-Life is really feel. Mastery is
a fiction!
-Enjoyable enough!
Thursday, March 07, 2019
The Wrong Wisdom
All this time
you worked
on the wrong one?
Not too late!
(What Wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? -JJ Rousseau )
Wednesday, March 06, 2019
Final Word
-I did the last drills with .a Woman.
-Your man will scoff!
-Of course! But not Bottom Line!
-And what. pray. is that?
-We give in!
-Bottom Bottom?
-Theoretically!
Monday, March 04, 2019
Dangerous Mouth
Lindsay was sure enough, so she said it!
Mari collapsed in tears.
So...wrong story and fooey too!
Who can't screw up?
Would've apologized to a more grownup, but it's counted
a lifetime critme here!_
Friday, March 01, 2019
Topper
Jules and Dot lied their ways
through a Disaster-Affair!
To celebrate it's acrid end
we had a party!
Mark came as an asshole.
Invited thereafter everywhere!
