Tuesday, April 30, 2019
Wait a minute of our time.
It's going fine!
Then doesn't work
at all.
Three beats...
and then disaster!
A way back?
None apparent!
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
Seeing
-I see.
-Just what do you see?
-A convention meaning I understand.
-Oh? All the time I've known you,
I'm not sure that you have seen or
understood anything.
-Likewise a convention. Really meant to get you to say less.
-Has it worked?
-Yes and no.
-I see.
Remaining!
-I’ve asked Facebook to show my actual timeline, that is the years, months, weeks, days, hours…
remaining.
-Can’t be much in your case.
-But what if more than you?
-Impossible! I watch my diet and work out like a maniac!...besides being much younger!
-Emotion plays a role. The algorithm will weigh your Brass-Ball-Bold Mouth against your alternating shit-your-pants terror!
-I’m complex! Uh, what’s the betting? How many years have I…?
-Well...you HAVE...lived a good, full life…don’t forget that!
-Jesus!
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Lit Naturally Vulgar Between Friends
-”It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times.”
-Or like this one: unable
to make up its fuckin mind!
-I notice you often settle on
some middle ground as if
a brilliant move.
-It’s NOT?
Monday, April 22, 2019
Teaching and Learning
-When I moved here, I found the
Texas Capitol of Dogshit-Ignorance!
-How did you stand it?
-By becoming a Cultural Ambassador
from the non-stupid world!
-Excuse me for saying it, but you’ve
...finally joined up here, unfortunately.
-Had to!
-What...happened.
-Blacks eventually wanting everything! happened.
-...and then came along the Women?
-Sticking their cunts in my face!
-That pleasant, was it?
Sunday, April 21, 2019
Soaring
A Philanderer from Philly
met a Newbie from New York.
Said she “I’m willing to try,
but do you actually believe
all those blatant lies?”
He swore then “on my
Mother’s Grave!”
...so the answer was yes.
As tis with all
Steady-State
Prevaricators
of either or indeterminate
sex.
So, Lying, is it, makes
the World go round?
Stop me
if you heard this…
but…
But.
Saturday, April 20, 2019
Verdicts
-If America worst threat to World Peace,
what does that make me?
-Relax. You’re too nice!
-The embattled won’t hold anything
against me then?
-No way! They need a laugh midst
the flying limbs.
-And blood? Christ! I SEE it now!
-A Bonus.
Friday, April 19, 2019
This Attenuated American Life!
Special Counsel Robert Mueller's 448-page report
finally released. (So it’s not quite War and Peace?
--in length anyway.)
That, a great, huge, smacking apple, and a Blonde
in an enormous bed!
O Joy, O Ecstasy, O Fulfillment, like, COMPLETE!
God shedding his abundant etc Grace!
Evidently still a slow process. And now this report for
light entertainment!
“No hurry,” doth the Blonde attest. “None!”
Thursday, April 18, 2019
The Same Old Story
Barr Absolves His Suspect Boss
Ask any Big Maha Exec:
No Narrative that can’t be stacked!
Like playing Poker with Hayseeds.
Astonish
-Jerry did that? Jerry?
-Our Jerry!
-Totally selfish prick! Jerry?
-Made exception I guess.
-I can’t fuckin believe it!
-Provides example for you?
-I’ll let you know.
-When I’m not in?
-I’m never in! Screw the lot!
----
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people
and astonish the rest. --Twain
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
Twilight and Port Canaveral
darkens as pelicans haunt for
falling bits shoved by fish gutters,
their flashing knives against
a purpling bar of sky.
Drink a Becks mid shy
generic birds tracing a few dark crumbs
off my graham crackers, and Honey-
mooners enwrapped like greenest
deities of myth. Crow enters, flaunt-
ing iridescence, splits our scene
for sea lights to lift in,
floating all, just so,
to afterglow.
Tuesday, April 16, 2019
ENERGY!
in Bigtime Southern Athletics,
eclipsing academics by far!
Ole Miss vs
Auburn Basketball.
Go War Eagles!
Cheerleaders! Legs!
Deafening blare of
Brassiest Band
imaginable! TV
networks etc.
imaginable! TV
networks etc.
Dolly-High!
BOOM!
Even Louder then!
Don’t despair as to how
you’re at varied English Departments instead.
Writing truly Pansy-Gothic poems here
and there. Soon marrying
a woman earnest enough
to be dead.
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Language Holds Jokers
The natively witty change adjectives to verbs
Thus Yogi Berra on a casual error.
"He nonchalanted the ball."
Cleverness with conventional grammar
eases life for all of us.
trans
-Transgender in the news.
-Boy but handed girl’s body?
-I...guess...or the opposite
-More to it?
-I guess.
-Well, we must learn.
-Not now. Just the two is blowing my small mind!
-That’s a start. Always.
-God is love.
-Uh huh, and HE knows. HE knows.
-I need help,
-Perpetually!
Saturday, April 13, 2019
Taming
-I hear that you are the ultimate male
beast of a sexual predator!
-And you in micro shorts whipping
snarling tigers a la a lurid magazine
cover!
-Control! But who needs whips when
she has a mind?
Friday, April 12, 2019
Bents
-Said Hamlet “They fool me to the top
of my bent!”
-Fictional characters say nothing,
by definition.
-Whereas we do?
-Odds against it!
-I wonder where the top of your
bent is.
-Don’t! Well-defined. You, on the other
hand are ALL bent.
-Good! No top or bottom, just steady-state
RAGE!
-The Fictionals are much more fun!
-Easier for them to follow the writer’s bullshit.
Thursday, April 11, 2019
Warning History
Ginger and Toffee are Neatniks.
Not one hair out of place!
By that same hair: Pathology!
Until they meet.
Month in,
SLOB-O-RAMA!
Admit no influence.
NONE!
Direction
Kirk's Jennifer mopey, and
he's figuring why. Remedy?
Tired, actually. Out all night
with Brister, home from
the Navy.
Gangly. Pimples.
Look elsewhere for pretty.
Wednesday, April 10, 2019
Summary
-In a word, Shit!
-You've done it for us, then.
-My privilege!
-I'd add a thought or two--still time.
-Others...might.
-Don't count on it!
Monday, April 08, 2019
Accountability
Executive
-I saw the facts and acted!
End of particular story.
-My take: You misperceived
half, and fucked up remainder!
-Too pat, but let’s say you’re
somewhat right. I regret nothing.
Prevailing whining mode being for others.
-What happened to Be sure you’re
right and then go ahead?
-Strike everything but the last
two words.
-Diva? Or do you just want your
RING kissed?
-Too busy for literary conclusions.
At any rate, I’ve been wrong, yes.
Will be in future.
-We don’t accept…!
-You assholes are locked in a talky;
I remain with the silent film.
-Melodrama!
-Maybe it’s that or lights out.
Defining Statements
-What IS marriage exactly?
-War by another name.
-That explains you.
-THAT simply?
-Yup.
Sunday, April 07, 2019
Equal Opportunity
So Biden all lovey-dovey!
Handsy-Wandsy!
Real harm there?
Must be Joe-equivalent mid the
cleaner-type boys.
Flattering, insinuating, oh my.......................................
-yyyyyyyyyy!
Democracy, uh huh?
Rather Be Right
-Are you saying a prayer
for the boys over there?
-Daily...hourly--Spicks, nein, though.
-How about Ay-rabs and women?
-Please! Just ate.
-Jews?
-How large Finance Department?
-YOU made us great!
-One tires...even I.
Tuesday, April 02, 2019
Promises
Mark repeated it over the years.
A Mantra.
Then Clarice lost it! Not just a phrase.
She insisted that he did TO!
Promise her a rosegarden.
So, he built her one.
Lovely guy. Both happy.
What's the moral?
Actually, several at once.
Monday, April 01, 2019
The Man Who Could Be Crazier
Asked his woman.
-Well...nudge a parameter or two. Try!
-How about you?
-I like me just nicely, thank you!
-Why do you say that?
-Haven't the least!
-Do...I talk nonsense?
-Probably.
-Vacant!
-Best we can do for now.
