Wednesday, July 31, 2019

 

Personality Sale


-Your chance to be macho LARGE
PRICK FLAUNTING!


-Such a joke!

-And you choose another shy one?

-Comfortable.

-Wouldn't Say SHIT if you had
a mouthful!

-Oh well. What one is used to!

-Ladies say sweet.

-Do they? Sounds lovely.

-You had a chance to scare the
living crap outa everyone!

-I'd feel a joke then.

-Stay out of The Personality Store
from now on!

-Will do.

-Total waste!

-Massive egos will survive.

-For sure.

-But so will this regressive gene here.

-For what earthly reason?

-Fun!

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

 

"Existential Crosscurrents in



The Admiral's Daughter"

by Digby Harekz, PhD

...waits down by the water.
She wants to grab your dighy!

Imagined through the eyes of
Sartre, Who-to-Screw Camus,
Simone-More-Tense- 
Than-Dense-Boudoir

or whoever!

Protect!

sayeth Sage

your Privates!

 

Conclusion


He finally
possessed answers.
Tuesday.

The women screamed
C over High C!

A homeless couple
loitered in.

He had brass
knuckles
for them.

They shrieked and
whooped in coy-

ly delighted agony.
No doubt:
This was the best

of Times!

Try it!
Stay awake
for once!


Monday, July 29, 2019

 

Creation of the Ego


-Prometheus made you...so old Greeks would have it.

-I'm not complaining. Pretty nice job!

-And the others?

-Woefully short.

-Not up to your vaunted standards?

-Not a tenth there.

-Yours not to reason why!

-Why not? Old firebreather
gave me brains!

-I must report you. Sorry.

-The way of the Transgressor is
a hardon!

-You got that right!

-Some committee of lesser gods
punish me?

-After the picnics and orgies!

-Looking forward to the whole
atmosphere!

-You'll hardly learn anything!

-Great! Western Man tries too
hard anyway.

Saturday, July 27, 2019

 

-Women Hold Up Half the World


-(cont) So says Chinese Proverb.

-Much more!

-You're not putting little babies
on your side of the scale?

-No, nor so-called men! Though
the funny slant would have it
different. We being the silly-
ass gabbers!

-So...half's accurate enough?
If we acknowledge your
serious sides?

-How deep is the ocean?





Thursday, July 25, 2019

 

With Him


Of the two boys,
Nak's brother

the less loud!
Yet went with
him: a vile sound!

Brows lurched
upward and you'd
hear WHAAA?

So, Cobby
known by

THE NOISE!
A girlfiend slides
into the saga.

Clinically deaf
but cosmically stacked!

Allow stories
working out.


Wednesday, July 24, 2019

 

Appropriate


-Which fits?

-Neither

-Well I must find
a frame borders
me softly!

-Don't belong...
won't ever.

-Can I?

-Recede?
Half faded this
very moment!

-Goodbye?

-Say something?



Tuesday, July 23, 2019

 

Good Lie


Jix and Ellie
shared it, 
especially

the fragrance!
The Rose Garden

never promised.

So, said she,
never promised
and yet delivered!

He laughed
that there are
good lies.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

 

Shaping



It being 
hard-


ly then
the norm.
The idea


purifying
into form.


Hey!


Listen!


I’m sorry!

 

Our Olden Times


Gray  Enough?

Son, 70, fetches
Mom for a ride
outside Assisted Living!

Gray-on-Gray.
Hey! She can’t shit,
& he can’t fart!

Though thus bereft,
We play our parts.

and with some wit,
would you believe?

It’s an art
to age.

The rage
for living

we have left.


Tuesday, July 16, 2019

 

Gray Enough?


Son, 70, fetches
Mom for a ride
outside Assisted Living!


Gray-on-Gray.
Hey! She can’t shit,
& he can’t fart!


Though thus bereft,
we play our parts.


And with some wit,
would you believe?


It’s an art
to age.


The rage
for living

we have left.


Monday, July 15, 2019

 

Containing Peace


G over-
reacts
to every-

thing! We
essay

proportion, though 
more work. Her

third husband
has a plan to run
by us. 

She does already,
claiming that

we're the danger.




Sunday, July 14, 2019

 

She never missed


a sorrow.

The rest
of us

select.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

 

The Lost Article and Its Universes


Necessary errands first.
All time and logic 
following. It

will be found
down

this sensible
route, or, if
my Good

Guardian Angel
possess

a malevolent twin,
in locales as devious
as he or she devises!

If never coinciding
with light, then such
risque 

Evil owes 
me one.

Will be paid
when PR right.

As everything.


Friday, July 12, 2019

 

When You're Leaving...Somewhere


And going...
someplace.

If they're happy
for you...
here

to be going...
there

then how do they...
feel

in this new place
of comedians

and skeptics?
Thinnest

smiling...
and then

thinner.
Welcome

to this department
of the human race!




Thursday, July 11, 2019

 

At Play In One Serious Hospital Covering Various Fields


Absolutely couldn't be done
just then for reasons Henley
couldn't comprehend, despite
their detailed, even fevered
explications.

He must wait for the 
Morning Person!

Who never showed.

And never has.

His complaint amused the
others endlessly during the
ordeal.

"It's Waiting For Godot
without the literature,"
cracked Bill Evers-Chance.

Who tinkered.

But, don't we all?

Especially when that's
the only choice?

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

 

Appalling


-I'm appalled!

-At  this late date? 
I'd think not much
is unrevealed concerning
human behavior!

-Nobody should get a pass
just because he or she belongs
to the prevailing Cavalcade
of Toxic Fools.

-But one required to deal
with same.

-Fools? Of course, but
be less of one.

-And if I do?

-The math will start
favoring the rest of us.

-And...as you throw 
in also...?

-The World! Future!

Tuesday, July 09, 2019

 

Uh huh?


What you were  told Friday
is in error.

A grave mistake to rely on it!

But how can you tell when...?

Questions are not by their nature
alone naive.

Sunday, July 07, 2019

 

The Nature of So Many of These Things


It is
but the rest of us

can't say 
what

it is, so
it isn't.

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