Wednesday, October 30, 2019

 

Blivit, etc


Yeah! Agree!
Why not sum up,

since most my age
Dead?

Conclusion?
We're Blivits!

Or, if you mislaid
your Mobil Guide
to Crap, a Blivit

's 20 pounds of
horseshit in 
10 pound sack!

"HARSH!" say you,
"Judgement."

And "Hey!" you add
"How about courage,
sacrifice, yes

even Love?"
Shluv-Love 
hardly art,

nor Magic!
And the rest
from old Books?

It's from 
old books!"

Case closed!
fellow Blivit!

And I'll always
remember
our perfume!

Ahhhhhhh!

Monday, October 28, 2019

 

Feeling It


A is afraid
of everything.

B afraid of A.
You find coy-
ly strange

so much
of this?

Don't.

However,
when you
shrug

your natural
response
to all,

you've passed
to a better 

world, I know.
Of gentle voices.

So 
very 
beautiful!

And tactile:
having called
up the Spirit.

Sunday, October 27, 2019

 

A Jew, a Chinaman, and a


Shade
...go into a...
Company Store...

Okay, five minutes
daily dealing

with my most
blatant

prejudices.
So
St Peter

won't call me. 
Ever. Hey,

I'll never stop
owing my soul!

Saturday, October 26, 2019

 

A Body Colllllddd, brrrr!



Basso-Profundo
to say the least.

I, Child yet, 
sent to my room.

Ladies bring-
ing FOOD
arranged for trip.

Styrofoam etc. 
What we
Americans best at!

Why is that?
Don't ask!

Friday, October 25, 2019

 

Faked Nice


and none
caught on.

Being good
at it. His

woman baked
the same cake,

slathering, too,
the icing
we'll call

feminine
quirks.

Haughty!
Infuriating!

Were the two
ever exposed?

Continuously,
but who

really gives one
flying fuck?

Hey! Nobody
cares

about you: That's
yours to have 
and hold,

Ducks.



Wednesday, October 23, 2019

 

Number Again


Quantums
find

zillions
of each
of us!

Hey, try being
as frank

as numerous:
1's

plenty.

Tuesday, October 22, 2019

 

Like the Old Broad


Done this blog un-
told years!

Why? What
profiteth etc?

Nothing I
actually “sold.”

Nod towards
Emily Dickenson:

This is my letter
to the world that
never wrote to me.

So like the old broad 
too reclusive?

Sue me!

Monday, October 21, 2019

 

The Man Putting On


by revealing
next to nothing.


His new girlfriend
chumming along,
they looked definitely


like cats that
et canaries.
A great feeling!


Which they’ll
never share.


If you’re looking
for that,


then skip
them.


They make
it easy
to do so, for

what it’s worth!

Sunday, October 20, 2019

 

Switcher-ooo


Easy enough
for a Charles
becoming

a Charlene
of a Wednesday.

But he has
(conveniently)
forgotten it.

Not so,
some friends.

Walt and Sissy
spat: What for
anyway?

Added nothing
to world's stock
of wisdom or

higher bullshit!
Both pine
for Renton

who'll do
SOMETHING!

Walt: "Easy
to always
play!"

But Sissy
demurs: "Hey!

"hardest
thing going,
PERIOD!"

Saturday, October 19, 2019

 

The Nitwit of Grace


(brutally offing 
The Emperor of Ice Cream)


Call the Chewer of Ropey Snot
and bid him hide away as from
a widow’s discriminating snood.


Let slatterns whore
in whatever hotly


forgivable
fashion of this
particular moment,

and SHOW,
the Aces shown!


Give bullshit Charity
by clarity. Let


all shake down
to nothing less

than less!
Then, even less.


The only nitwit truly
great Fake,

Flake-Take, new, be-
ing the Nitwit of Grace.

So, take such a Gift
over Brains
and Glib.

Accepting
Liberty!


Friday, October 18, 2019

 

Get a dollar a week!


and all you can eat!

On the Garbage Truck!
And surely

other
GANGBUSTER 
DEALS

exist for likely,
enterprising

boys and girls
and, oy,
OTHERS!

Wednesday, October 16, 2019

 

NEW!


At the new
station,

in the new
country,

C and G
threw

a party
where

foreign friends
switched:

She coming as 
true Butch
and he total Bitch.

Their departing hand
counseled: "Well so
what? Not all pose!"

Explaining it's 
actually in
the religion.

Honored roles!
But C and G
worried!

Finally deciding
was okay

if the trans-
sexos didn't

particularly
like it!

Religion anyway? One 
must quite often shrug.

At ridiculous mankind,
No?



Monday, October 14, 2019

 

Strategy of Such Things


How find a course
when you don't know
presently

where you are?
Invent one entire?

Possibly. But having
some small connection
with reality helps

your mentality.
So-called.

For if the whole
world
's guesswork,

well...uhhhh?
You could wake!





Friday, October 11, 2019

 

Something or Nothing


-Are you the person seeking A?

-Exactly!

-Glad to give it!

-Or a reasonable facsimile.

-If we must get into what
we mean by that...?

-I'd prefer we'd get into 
nothing.

-Done!

Thursday, October 10, 2019

 

Vertigo Treatment Gaze Stabilization Exercises - Ask Doctor Jo


Monday, October 07, 2019

 

Growing old means


I will do such
a thing at

such and such 
a time!

Enabling  me
to perform
more knowledgeably

or, at least, passably.
Big Deal? When

it's the sole game in 
town, yeah! 

Solo game goes only
so long, before all
bets called.

But why bore you
with common lore?

Sunday, October 06, 2019

 

Elsewhere


Like so much else,
antagonists

prompt better
results than

originals!



Friday, October 04, 2019

 

7/300/1


Lucilla-
Lovely story in
Arabic. The same  
in Western languages.  


Hap-
Hey! The seven
young guys fled


the merciless
persecutors a-


gainst adherents
of the Truest Faith!


Lucilla-
Lodged, therefore, in a cave,
sleeping for 300 years.
A lot of snoring!


Hap-
And, upon awakening, 
thought it had been
only 1! Right?


Lucilla-
For that's the myth 
at any rate.


Hap-
Pretty dumb! You'd think
how much they stunk


would excite
a minimal curiosity!
300-Year Puke-Inducer!


Some idea of it:
think...hunks  of slimy

blue suet, veined, plus           …UGH!


Lucilla-
You're just 
a True Romantic at
Heart, aren't you?


Hap-
For this pussy Mam-
by-Pamby Age,
emphatically YES!


Thursday, October 03, 2019

 

Frankie, Albert, You


"First time she
shot, he staggered


Next time, he fell.
Third time there

was o Lawdy!
a new man’s face
in HELL!"


Would you recognize
the faces? Tell 


one or two
you’re just


passing through?
Or, indeed--
and instead--


present here against
your wishes? In yet, 


YET! again
another need-
less fuckup!


Wednesday, October 02, 2019

 

Hurricane


SO! entirely 
doused!

wasn’t a dry 
house

in the eye.


Tuesday, October 01, 2019

 

Wave to Hank Williams2


Yeah one's cheat-
ing heart
tells
all right,


that is informs
us what a prick


or bitch are you!
Plus grinds in
down-depths


what’s left
of your soul.


But don’t fret!
No odor. 


We worry more of 
our precious-poopy
at times. But a some-


thing's so very much
worse! Can 


you recover?
Doubtful,

though being victim

recently might help.


How...do another’s
lies feel, Hon?


Can you hand-
le them?


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