Friday, October 04, 2019
7/300/1
Lucilla-
Lovely story in
Arabic. The same
in Western languages.
Hap-
Hey! The seven
young guys fled
the merciless
persecutors a-
gainst adherents
of the Truest Faith!
Lucilla-
Lodged, therefore, in a cave,
sleeping for 300 years.
A lot of snoring!
Hap-
And, upon awakening,
thought it had been
only 1! Right?
Lucilla-
For that's the myth
at any rate.
Hap-
Pretty dumb! You'd think
how much they stunk
would excite
a minimal curiosity!
300-Year Puke-Inducer!
Some idea of it:
think...hunks of slimy
blue suet, veined, plus …UGH!
Lucilla-
You're just
a True Romantic at
Heart, aren't you?
Hap-
For this pussy Mam-
by-Pamby Age,
emphatically YES!
