Wednesday, February 19, 2014

 

Move Over, John Deere


Working Conditions

-Farm Bill weighs as much as Des Moines.
Can't justify printing it, so it's ebook.

-I know one big farmer reading it while
cranking up the a/c in his tractor cab.

-Mozart still piped in?

-Culture on the plain, not Hee Haw.

-What's on other screens?

-Corn and wheat futures. Real Estate in
Zurich and Tokyo. Derivatives in London.

-Yup, farmin' sure hard-scrabblin'!

-That never changes.

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Thursday, October 31, 2013

 

Taxonomy


Two Farm State Senators

-Big Agriculture gets big subsidies, Little Agriculture,
not so much.

-How about The Family Farm?

-Fence it round for a museum! Let the scratch-ass
farmer explain to urban slicksters the difference
between a horse and a whore.

-How would he know anything about the latter?

-It’s a new world, and rural communities have been keeping up!

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