Sunday, March 19, 2017
Wives
-Old Friend!...though mostly absent...
why the long face?
-I heard you lost your wife.
-Yeah, but to domesticity, not death.
She wanted Ward Cleaver.
-Banished excitement thereby?
-To say the least. Anyway I hastily
married a rock-ribbed Puritan!
-Goodness!
-You'd think too much, but touch her
and she sexually frenzies!
-Contradicting her usual mode?
-We pray before and after, but never
during.
Labels: domestic, Leave It to Beaver, marriage, Puritan, sex, Ward Cleaver
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Sixty Cents
to speculators with
each gallon of gas.
The swifties got
June Cleaver out
to work for starters.
Thus began fracking
485 Mapleton Drive.
How June and Ward scram-
ble to map purest America
by piling up Chinese junk!
Beaver and Wally now delinquent,
The Criminal Justice System rec-
ommends their dearest advocate.
Labels: June, Leave It to Beaver, oil speculators, Wally, Ward
