Thursday, May 11, 2017

 

Her Existential View


-This one substitute teacher come into the night school wouldn’t shut up about freakin existentialism!

-Get anything?

-Three things: Pair of  honchos full of shit! Sarts
and K. Moose.

-That’s two.

-Third is thing itself! Just as full of shit!

-Don’t you think everything is?

-So far.

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Friday, December 04, 2015

 

After GOP Debate Remarked on Wages of Welders and Philosophers



-from Raxxy Mutter of United Fabrication, Philosopher-Welder


Spinoza?
Sub rosa!

Nietzsche?
Eat your Wheaties!

Kant?
Try!

Plato?
Play Dough!

Sartre?
Barter!

Santayana?
Auntie’s Honor!

Derrida?
Same with Ma!

Camus?
What’s new?

Marx?
Barks!

Dewey?
Why not?

Schopenhauer?
Hope’s dim tower!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2015

 

Exits Three


-My Aunt Betts, who never swore, unleashed a blue streak
when dying.

-Was she horribly disappointed in life?

-Quite the opposite. Laughed more than her share.

-Then, why do you suppose...?

-Became available.

...

-Randolph, the horse, found solace as we read
Kierkegaard to him.

-Did the vet recommend?

-Said it wouldn’t hurt. Being and Nothingness.

-That’s Sartre!

-What the hell’s a horse care?

...

-The professor explained a paradox as he expired.

-Were you edified?

-Mumbled too much.

-As in life. Where do you suppose lost words go, anyway?

-The air. You walk into them.

-And then act?

-Not if you can help it!

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