Monday, July 02, 2018
Claws
SpeakLow’s promotional frenzy even
reaches my grandparents’ Ohio town.
The team of garrulous teen bullies
installs the service in every room.
As a result, Grampsy and MarMar
can ask questions in any of the
world’s languages.
They stick to English, the one they’re
rapidly forgetting, and don’t have that
many questions.
The few lately are responded to
by Fritz-E-O, the huge, bounding
holographic “Kitty,” who screams
“Feed me!”
My parents, Dub and Lilly, have
stepped in to stop the noise,
but the kitty insists on their
credit card number!
When they get home one
evening, Fritz-E-O has
infiltrated their apartment.
Thousand for installation they
never ordered already deducted,
The Kitty’s ecstatic!
Bounds everywhere.
Dub, Fifty, Fit, attempts wrestling
but no use.
Labels: American Capitalism, pressure sales techniques, Senior Market
