Tuesday, March 05, 2013
-There may be senoritas
with dark and flashing eyes.
-If there be, then a brace or three of
Brad Pitts will absorb their flash.
-So, no go?
-Of course we'll go!
-Our success rate is abysmal!
In the toilet!
-No matter.
-Why bother?
-It's the going!
with dark and flashing eyes.
-If there be, then a brace or three of
Brad Pitts will absorb their flash.
-So, no go?
-Of course we'll go!
-Our success rate is abysmal!
In the toilet!
-No matter.
-Why bother?
-It's the going!
Labels: bachelors, depression, optimism, Romance
Saturday, August 04, 2012
In a Down Time
-So fuckin bored I’m watching Hitler’s Hemorrhoids
on The History Channel.
-They bleeding yet?
-After the commercials: Gold and Testosterone.
-Get yourself a golden dick?
-That wouldn’t help. No woman wants a loser,
no matter how shiny his penis.
-I’ll come over after work. We’ll go to a ballgame.
-Yeah and sit in the lonely bachelors’ section.
-It’s a condition we can’t help.
-At least you work.
-You’re unemployed in a lousy time. Hardly your fault.
-Yes it is! As is most of the trouble in the world!
-That’s grandiosity. We’re merely extras in
a rotten movie.
-Maybe we’ll be discovered. Become stars!
-By who?
-The crazy faggot director! Who else?
-Why chance it? Our fame will carry a cost worst
than death!
-Well you are a pretty boy, Floyd.
-Ever tell you how much you resemble Ma Barker?
Labels: bachelors, depression, gold, testosterone, unemployment
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
In the Present Cubism
or Reality TV,
bachelors in pursuit
of "Feelings" (not
to be thought fake).
& they'd screw
a snake.
or Reality TV,
bachelors in pursuit
of "Feelings" (not
to be thought fake).
& they'd screw
a snake.
