Thursday, January 10, 2013
Country Matters
O the bumpkins want their gunkins.
The more lethal the better
to at the least fantasize mass
murder or race war. If gays
have the sense to back off, sights
will be lowered in their case. Late for
the match, so Hate prospers quite
bristlingly without them.
Labels: bumpkin, country, gay, guns, hate, Race, race war, violent fantasy
Monday, July 12, 2010
Every Investigatory Panel
intending to get the unsurprising truth
concerning our being screwed again
features a bumpkin. “You fellers
is making it all too complicated!”
Recognizable American Type
of someone who removes
your underpants from
under your pants
as you wonder that it’s
suddenly cooler.
Labels: bumpkin, panel, politics
