Sunday, September 17, 2017
At the Meeting of Stuffed Animals
Peter Panda in Charge. Though few pay attention.
He doesn't either, falling asleep.
Topic: Proper Maintenance By Families
Garfield Cat pipes up “I can take care of myself!
Longggg brushing can help. But a spin in the washing machine
scrambles my brains!”
Boo Boo Bear shrugs “Everything is worth it for the hugs
of boys and girls!”
“Why not put girls first?” quacks Deborah Duck.
So the Bear repeats, with girls first. Then, “Are all
ducks feminists?”
“They’d better be!”
Peter Panda wakes! And all the stuffed
animals laugh as he rolls twice, and
then asks “Anybody got any bamboo?”
Labels: bear, children, duck, panda, stuffed animals
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Losing a Daughter
Cult
Came dressed
as ducks.
You know the whacked-
out rest of it
from the arrest
record. Sucks!
And quacking trial.
Hasn’t yet...cauterized.
But no daughter of mine
will ever again...!
Labels: arrest, cult, daughter, duck, trial
