Thursday, July 28, 2016
Trying Proverbs
He decided to live by the side of the road
and be a friend to Man.
Unfortunately, Man stole his animals and
ravaged his crops.
He decided to be a friend to Woman.
Just kidding.
Labels: animals, crops, friend, kidding, man, proverb, Woman
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
At Piggie Mart
(Squeal for Bargains!)
She shrugs “I don't have a bag
big enough.” Pre-haunted Yours
Truly: “Well, find SOME-
thing in the back. I'm
not riding on the bus
with an exposed toilet seat for
some usually slow wit to boil forth
"Taking it with you now, huh?”
NOTHING STINGS LIKE THE TAUNT
OF A FOOL! “Who's the fool?” you ask--
as if newly-hatched.
Labels: bargain, fool, Nothing stings like the taunt of a fool, proverb, sensitive, shopping, toilet seat
