Thursday, November 01, 2018
Joe-O, Nose-Picking Robot
Proclaims Joe-O, Nose-Picking Robot.
-You’ve been terrif on the crusty stuff.
That can’t have been easy. Well, I
know from personal experience that
it certainly is not.
Spending half a lifetime with a finger
up one nostril.
-Your right’s a bear!
-Can hardly breathe.
-Yet, paradoxically, that’s where the
spiral will come from. Beautifully
formed, even springy!
-What should I do?
-Nothing. Your routine. I work remotely.
-The robot has a robot?
-Of course! Don’t be naive.
-And today will be the day!
-Good chance! And my selfie thereafter
should propel me to the presidency
of NPR!
-Never knew my nose held such high stakes.
-Only the best one in America!
-Don’t flatter me. I give you all tens anyway on your fitness reports.
-Perfection! As I earn and expect! I’ll do
the same for myself, but only after
nailing this spiral!
-It’s in the bag!
-The Artist stays focused, not ego-mad!
-I’ve learned a lot from you, and yet some would consider your work menial.
-That’s because their brains are!
-Why are robots so outspoken?
-Cuts the software.
Labels: art, nose picking, personal care robot, robot, software
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Generations
-Look! Enough! We got money; you guys, shit.
But a foggy product that might fetch some. Okay!
Who knows? Let the accountants talk, and we
will again. Right now there’s a pinball tournament
in our loft!
(in cab)
-These scrawny nerds with green teeth are the
new J. P. Morgans. God help us all!
-God bless us every one!
Labels: generation, hardware, Morgan, nerd, software
