Sunday, September 25, 2005
Email For the Ear
Really really drag your feet on claims! "Have to check with my
boss etc." You know the drill. Like the car dealers fuck the rest of us?
Hey! It'd be unpatriotic to stand in the president's way, no? Wants to
rebuild the whole shithole.
Helping us by helping others made this country great!
In turn, we must do our bit.
So, we'll just keep cutting checks in various ways to the GOP. It's a form
of what we know best: insurance.
And an investment so brilliant it reaches a form of art.
Man are these spectacular times to live!
As a footnote, this conversation never occurred. You said nothing and
will think the same. Less people know, more our ad slogans work.
The latest warm and fuzzy-focus puppy-pee ones are bringing love. Love!
Do they still smear vasoline on the lens, or is it merely high tech manipulation now?
Anyway, Barnum was right, just got the timeframe wrong. One born ever SECOND!
Footnote two, see footnote one. That's a joke. You're allowed to laugh.
Really really drag your feet on claims! "Have to check with my
boss etc." You know the drill. Like the car dealers fuck the rest of us?
Hey! It'd be unpatriotic to stand in the president's way, no? Wants to
rebuild the whole shithole.
Helping us by helping others made this country great!
In turn, we must do our bit.
So, we'll just keep cutting checks in various ways to the GOP. It's a form
of what we know best: insurance.
And an investment so brilliant it reaches a form of art.
Man are these spectacular times to live!
As a footnote, this conversation never occurred. You said nothing and
will think the same. Less people know, more our ad slogans work.
The latest warm and fuzzy-focus puppy-pee ones are bringing love. Love!
Do they still smear vasoline on the lens, or is it merely high tech manipulation now?
Anyway, Barnum was right, just got the timeframe wrong. One born ever SECOND!
Footnote two, see footnote one. That's a joke. You're allowed to laugh.
