Friday, August 18, 2017
Pack grew tired of hearing
You should see your face!
So, wealthy, he hired a
photographer to shadow
him day and dark.
At bedtime, he ran
the pics on his iPad.
One night he died farting.
Thursday, August 17, 2017
“Life’s a mystery!"
maintains Stelly’s younger sister.
“Hey!” Clifford laughs, “you just
find your moral and economic
“How about Love?”
“Might arrive. Fifty-fifty.”
“I won’t live in a Fifty-fifty world!”
“It’ll care and won’t care.”
Wednesday, August 16, 2017
Coffee After Sad Fact
-And you're treating? I'm overwhelmed!
-As you know, Statue of Limitations has run out.
-We had been waiting for your last minute "Criminal" Barrage.
-Agents pissed, but we’re not going in ever again without
totally solid cases.
-What you see as criminal I see as opportunity.
-That's a Universal!
-Uh huh? Time to change the law again. Make it reflect real life!
-No way! No such thing as bribery anymore. Citizens
-has been such a useful whore to you.
-Long may she reign!
-I wonder if I’ll ever put you inside.
-If you do, then after a bit I’ll purchase tremendous pressure to show
I’ve been convicted under truly anachronistic laws.
-Life changes for the good!
-How can you get that last word in your mouth?
-How can we get any words in our mouths?
Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Itza Vile Bitch
All the Righties
the Nazi Itch.
Except their Fancies.
There, the Royalist one.
Where to kowtow?
Monday, August 14, 2017
Take a Nazi to Lunch
Sunday, August 13, 2017
Two For Now
-President barking at the North Koreans
like a First Sergeant.
-Finding his stripes?
-When he does they’ll be penal!
-Got the poor gooks in a shit fit!
-What else is new?
-Nazis rioting in Charlottesville.
-Fascism got tired of creeping
and into full gallop?
-Why not throw in a few Seig Heils?
-Not quite time.
-I’m losing patience! Unless the Republicans
can return to their old aplomb in going up
our ass for their billionaire buddies, I’m turning
off on freaking politics entirely!
-Where are the aplombs of yesteryear?
-Annie barred the door!
-I thought that was Katy.
-She’ll do in a pinch.
-Bring in the chorus girls anyway! Who can stand the rest?
-Wonderful! But we gotta flush out the clowns first.
-Clown-Flushing the greatest skill known to man.
-How about to women?
-They just laugh.
-There’s another way?
-No more of that drizzly shit for me ! Everybody laughed.
-Let them snort coke!
-Marie Antoinette said that.
-From the basket?
-Yeah, the original Talking Head!
Saturday, August 12, 2017
The Man Who Answered All Questions
tired of his cleverness, and absently
stroked Sidney Carton, the least
mysterious cat in the lower valley.
Who darted away, then back to bite.
"You little bastard!"