Saturday, October 21, 2017

 

Organized Couple


If a man insists on 

a 5 Hour Energy Shot 

at a specific hour,
his woman must pen-

cil in passion’s hot 

bit later.

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Friday, October 20, 2017

 

Found a Peanut


Found a peanut, found a peanut
found a peanut last night
last night I found a peanut
found a peanut last night

Jeannette Lillian Delser

It was rotten, it was rotten
it was rotten last night
last night it was rotten
it was rotten last night

from the Jump Rope gang
at Starr and Winchester


Ate it anyway, ate it anyway
ate it anyway last night
last night I ate it anyway
ate it anyway last night

whose jump mates and
grandparents called her Kikky


Got a tummy ache, got a tummy ache
got a tummy ache last night
last night I got a tummy ache
got a tummy ache last night

and went to Hillhouse High School,
later Cornell, for Bachelors and
PhD, there marrying Jess “Jester” 

Harborough, killed in Korean War

Went to the hospital, went to the hospital
went to the hospital last night
last night I went to the hospital
went to the hospital last night

married Mack Brodsky of the Biology
Department of West Chester University of
Pennsylvania where she also taught.
Three daughters.


died anyway, died anyway
died anyway last night
last night she died anyway


died anyway last night.

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

 

Lists


The man who never wanted to go anywhere
or do anything

married the woman who tended to her knitting.

Okay, not the most exciting couple!

That list, fortunately, is full.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

 

The Art of It


Beside you, I
and Desire

carrying the day
in our eyes.

Destiny,
as if
were.

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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

 

Stealing Trash


Harrison P. Q. Croddings
named in one hundred sex
harassment suits brought
by three hundred lawyers!

Early transcription error!
Real drooling miscreant:
Q. P. initials!

But P. Q. ruined anyway?

Not a bit of it!

Must have some reputation
to begin with.

When he saw he wasn’t harmed,
he has a stranger visit him.

Deep Thought!

He decides to acquire a reputation.

After cliched blood, sweat, and tears,
does.

Inventing Clench-It-All-At-Once.

Now I know you’ve heard of IT from TV!

He maintains a harem in New Jersey presently.

Aids that state, too, in bringing back Big Hair.

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Monday, October 16, 2017

 

The Theory of Neglect


-Women have affairs because they feel neglected!

-Oh? My take is that they’ve run out the string on
the orginal sucker.

-As did your Gwennie?

-In hysterical spades!

-Well...you've both moved on.

-Uh huh? One person can screw up
royally. Add others to the mix and you
got chaos cubed.


-We can cope.

-There's no way! But I found one answer.

-I'm all ears...why the women laugh.

-Those protrudos bring in radar too?

-The answer? o most Fractional Wit!

-I borrowed the brain of a village idiot!

-How would you describe the experience?

-Chicago-Ecstacy-Slidebolt!

-That good?

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Sunday, October 15, 2017

 

-The Man Describes His Horrid Life


in dulcet tones.

-He’s happy, then?

-The dulcet tones are.

-They can join other dulcet tones?

-Forbidden!


-Good night, swart Prince!

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