Saturday, July 19, 2008
Ah the Awful Rowing
towards horizons
of least fire,
receding ever.
towards horizons
of least fire,
receding ever.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Lowerings
Police despise serving
eviction notices. Hey! Look
to the ultimate privatizers,
Bush & Cheney. Tell slumlords
to hire mercenaries.
Police despise serving
eviction notices. Hey! Look
to the ultimate privatizers,
Bush & Cheney. Tell slumlords
to hire mercenaries.
Labels: eviction, mercenaries, privatizing
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Senatorial Monolog
Descent of America begin when they give the woman the vote and
the nigrah the bicycle. And now everybody the fuckin TV!
Who sent this drink? What gentleman? That's a lobbyist!
Didn't yuh see the backwards-growin’ teeth? Like snake’s.
Well, anyway, tell him to keep 'em coming! I'll eat dinner on him too.
Look! have your spick right now take out these barstools on both sides.
I need room! And, plus, don't wanna hafta hear no beggin’ and whinin’ neither!
Descent of America begin when they give the woman the vote and
the nigrah the bicycle. And now everybody the fuckin TV!
Who sent this drink? What gentleman? That's a lobbyist!
Didn't yuh see the backwards-growin’ teeth? Like snake’s.
Well, anyway, tell him to keep 'em coming! I'll eat dinner on him too.
Look! have your spick right now take out these barstools on both sides.
I need room! And, plus, don't wanna hafta hear no beggin’ and whinin’ neither!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Honor Among Thieves
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
-Daddy, a girl at college had a Harpers. You're pretty much
described as a thief. Are you?
-Yes! A thief against Communism! A thief against godless
queers of the democrat party! A th--
-My generation usually stops short. Cool. Thanks for your time.
-I want to be shot! I want to be a martyr! Important for you to know!
-Rich one anyway.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Bush officials' 'lack of recall' thwarted Tillman, Lynch probes *
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
Bright enough guys. High
schools & colleges must
start offering memory
programs.
*McClatchy
Monday, July 14, 2008
Fly Upon the Fetid Wall
CHAIR
Greetings all! Although our estimable Miss Adinolfi is present
with her trusty recorder, I'm asking her to not to turn it on.
I'll get together with her after this meeting to work out
the minutes.
At any rate, the board has decided that the bonus structure
is the same as last year's.
AL
Well, that puts it to me. I had a much better year thus far.
Be edging close to four mil on the formula.
CHAIR
The formula doesn't work anymore. Not since the government has
taken us over. So, looks like three million for you again this year.
AL
Well, anyway, I'll bite the bullet in the knowledge that
Uncle Sap is paying.
CHAIR
We're moving very quickly on this, because some Congressmen
are making noises to cancel bonus payments etc.
AL
Never trust a politician who won't stay bought.
CHAIR
That's some old-fox smile there, Albert. Outgrowing, even,
the matter discussed.
AL
It's just that I relish getting it up John Q's ass.
CHAIR
Shhhhh!
AL
And relish further giving him an extra patriotic hump for all the Lefties
out there who are now being raped to pay my salary and this bonus,
however less than generous!
CHAIR
Meeting adjourned. Miss Adinolfi, bring your notebook
up here, please.
CHAIR
Greetings all! Although our estimable Miss Adinolfi is present
with her trusty recorder, I'm asking her to not to turn it on.
I'll get together with her after this meeting to work out
the minutes.
At any rate, the board has decided that the bonus structure
is the same as last year's.
AL
Well, that puts it to me. I had a much better year thus far.
Be edging close to four mil on the formula.
CHAIR
The formula doesn't work anymore. Not since the government has
taken us over. So, looks like three million for you again this year.
AL
Well, anyway, I'll bite the bullet in the knowledge that
Uncle Sap is paying.
CHAIR
We're moving very quickly on this, because some Congressmen
are making noises to cancel bonus payments etc.
AL
Never trust a politician who won't stay bought.
CHAIR
That's some old-fox smile there, Albert. Outgrowing, even,
the matter discussed.
AL
It's just that I relish getting it up John Q's ass.
CHAIR
Shhhhh!
AL
And relish further giving him an extra patriotic hump for all the Lefties
out there who are now being raped to pay my salary and this bonus,
however less than generous!
CHAIR
Meeting adjourned. Miss Adinolfi, bring your notebook
up here, please.
Labels: bailout, mortgage, socialism for rich
Sunday, July 13, 2008
It is not the criminal things that are the hardest to confess, but the ridiculous and shameful. -- Rousseau, Confessions, 1770
A few actual criminal problems in there
he squirmed out of, but the Big Man
suicided over his latest young woman
laughing at him, scorning his manhood
by taking up with young, slick bums,
minimum wagers if maximum...whatever.
A few actual criminal problems in there
he squirmed out of, but the Big Man
suicided over his latest young woman
laughing at him, scorning his manhood
by taking up with young, slick bums,
minimum wagers if maximum...whatever.
