Wednesday, November 20, 2019

 

Democrat and Republican


D
Am I my brother’s keeper?
Fuck no!  But I try helping
out when I can.

R
What? Thus adding to the already unconscionably huge population of lazy bums?
Fuck no all right!

Trouble is: Much too many parts of no you can’t grasp!

D
Uh huh? But most parts
of grasping I sure do!


Tuesday, November 19, 2019

 

Truth Revealed


-All phony! False! Nothing is valid
or solid. All theories, especially those
coming from experts, utter utter
BULLSHIT!


-I know where you're coming from, and
you have a point, but I can mostly
contradict it with a few words.


-Doubt it! But who am I not to listen?


-THE DISH RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON!


-I’m blown away! But...tiny doubts.


-Google it! Pictures! Text! Eminent Professors!
IT HAPPENED! Videos even!

-That clinches it. Feeling much better: THANKS!

Monday, November 18, 2019

 

Power Through Personality


Your shyest ones?

Who wouldn’t say Shit!
if they had a mouthful?


Uh huh? Master
Manipulators really!


Life as icy planning
board? And their
opposites? Devising rags


to sing as Blabber-
Stars in voluble dramas?


Everything for them-
selves while they brag,
or cry, operatically


of martyrdom! Poles
apart, these two. Who
nonetheless can switch though.

Severest panic steeling
such swerves of
breathtaking nerve!


Sunday, November 17, 2019

 

Making Right Case


-Would you agree that the Right
has valid and substantial points?


-I would! Not just the spittle-  
rant of a crazy uncle.


-Good! Then we can talk.


-Of course! But I demur when
folks shoved into ovens.


-Oh? But Hairy Lefty, Well-Done, so 
improves Society!


-Nearly as much as Barbecued Jew?


-A dish devoutly to be wished, and in
profusion.


-Black Humor! And making fun of me!
Oh I do realize I’m LEAPING ahead: 
from coherent Righties to Unspeakable 
Fascist Murderers!


-By all means let’s continue to speak freely!--
while, of course, not neglecting the fires.


Saturday, November 16, 2019

 

"I dreamt I...in my...!



SHE
Women would kill for
Jimmy Cho heels!


HE
Flotsam-Jetsam too trivial
for trivia!


SHE
Well excuse me!


HE
You know my test for love.


SHE
Will she put in a toilet with you?
But why restrict it to just one
crappy job? Got a sucker?
Then redo the whole filthy
apartment!


HE
That’s love!


SHE
Can she wear her Jimmy Cho’s?


HE
Of course! And strapped
micro jeans with lace panties 
a-peeking!


SHE
And…!


HE
Stop there! How long am I
to restrain myself before doing
her before the place?


SHE
Wouldn’t be true
to her Jimmy Chos!


HE
Why are women such assholes
generally?


SHE
A privilege won in the Sexual
Revolution!


HE
Till now you’re greater ones
than men?


SHE
That’s impossible forever!


Friday, November 15, 2019

 

High Horses


-Well, what's the trouble?

-You tell me! What the hell do
I pay you for?

-I'm not about to practicVeterinary
Medicine on a College Professor!

-Nay?

Wednesday, November 13, 2019

 

Magic!


-What’s that highbrow TV show? Great Performances!


-You mean that HE…?


-When he met a female he had known
before, he whispered an intimacy
into her ear.


-Corn! I’m sure.


-Magic! Quickest coloring, and then
warmth from her could heat a room!


-Uh huh? Why am I so prepared to scoff? I’m very very ashamed!


-Yeah! Right! I hear the deep regret!


-I just may have heard such crap heretofore!


-And some of the women as hostile
as you before the utter magic!


-They couldn’t be! Impossible!


-And always the SAME few words!


-I’m willing to learn!


-I couldn’t possibly reveal them! It would be such a great betrayal!


-Between totally macho assholes?


-Oh ye of little faith!


-Well, you know what the
both of you can do?


-It’s got fuck in it.

-First yourselves. Then do
each other. End the gnawing
frustration!


-I liked the women better
before they all turned vulgar!


-Well we sure didn’t!
No returning ever to
Sexual Colonialism.

So make all the demeaning
jokes your exhausted little
brains can cook up!


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