Monday, February 18, 2019

 

About You, NOT


-Glad to help these young people marry.
Especially since they're not so young. Not
like I was.

-Not about you.

-I can't make a comparison?

-Nope. Old news.

-Then how do I...?

-You don't!

-HUMAN EXPERIENCE!

-Next page?

Sunday, February 17, 2019

 

-Every day and in every way


I'm getting better and better!

Intoned Buster.

Max laughed 

-Rhetoric! How about worse
And worse? 

A test set up. Buster entering
a room...to one horrid-smear-scream! 

-Not surprised

:Gwen Ert of Proverb Smashers.




Saturday, February 16, 2019

 

All Road


God rest us all Road
ever we offended!

But how hard
those few

who won't forgive
even after God! So

mere men and women
must turn away forever.

Finding a way
without you!

Who won't live
on our raucous road.




Friday, February 15, 2019

 

Cottages


-In bygone songs you found a pretty 
young thing, plopped her in a housedress, dropped her in a cottage!

-Cottages were thick on the ground then! So, what led us here?

-The brides crocheted. Pretty soon the results covered the world!

-Men and women hadda bust out?

-Or suffocate!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

 

The Ascertainer


I peg you at at 70% Drama, High and Low. Miscellaneous threads of assorted horseshit, but 70 about  you.

-Will I get to Heaven as such a fraud?

More or less average.  God loves you, Baby! So you should shut up
once in a while?

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

 

TL


-What's all this talk about Tough Love?

-Don't know but my first wife had it.

-How exemplified?

-Clipboard.

-She checked you off?

-Upon completion of my appointed tasks.

-Daily chores or sexual duties?

-All smooshed in together.

-Quite some woman! 

-And  manager! I eventually spent!

-Her program needed some fiddling.

-While Rome burned?




Tuesday, February 12, 2019

 

Collateral Art


-Three women where I work say you effectively ruined their lives.

-Gift for hyperbole!

-Oh? But weren't they collateral damage in your pursuit of your
GREAT ART?

-Sarcasm noted. Pain to add to my many hurts!

-When all for Art!

-Yes!  And what IS Art?

-Why Art Is a  fart fired through the asshole of Time!

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