Thursday, December 14, 2017

 

Rival


I heard his struggle on the stairs, feet clattering, 
and asked Ambrose.

“Only I have met him. University abandoned 
him when fed money dried up. Anyway, Pete...!”

“The man-sized penguin?”

“Bigger. He fuckin LOOMS!”

“He lives up there?”

“You could call it that.”

“Do you.. talk?”

“Holds up his end.”

“Amazing!”

“You heard him coming back from his swim.
They let him use Heckherd Pool.”

“Least they could do!”

“By the way, lusts after human females, 
especially your Sally-Jo.”

“I’ll warn her to beware of feathered dongs!”

"Laugh on Macduff! Ever hear of tickle games?”








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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

 

To the “Journalists”


Suckered
into arguing against

His Eminence and tru-
ly becoming thus

the story.
Uh huh?

Three Card Monty:
always lose.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

 

Naked Parade


Hoogah Boogah 

splits our 

multirace community, 

oldsters bringing
special horrors,

so Council braids
an age limit.

Daniel Slats objects.
relishes the screaming

at him mid snares and
bugles and power-
ful majorettes.

DACHAU DANNY.
LONG AND SKINNY!

SUCH A WING-
WANG THING!

And the little children’s
mocking dances as he leers.

They persist
till overtired

and crying
every year.

   

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Monday, December 11, 2017

 

Sobering


“I’m so OVER him!”
announces Marcy.

Drink after work.

Jennifer and Ruth doubt.

Morphs into five each as guys buy

Gals finally agree men bastards!

Marcy leaves...realizing propaganda
from Female Front.

Bit tipsy. Heels clatter.

Fleeing into his arms! Yes ! This last time!
Folding there, ah!

But they’re occupied.

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Monday, December 04, 2017

 

Cycle


-Their marriage was a disaster!


-Sought help?

-Seemed to seek THEM! A Cadillac-full
of psychiatrists and social workers!

-Aided our warriors-two?

-Yeah, that fighting pair learned from them the language to describe what shits they are!

-An outcome, anyway.

-No, that was Divorce!

-Presently in fresher loves?

-As long as the new victims attend to psycho-babble.
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No posts till 12/11


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Sunday, December 03, 2017

 

God’s Gift to Women


has been fired!
No jest.

Kvetching fe-
males missed

his Miracle
of Divine
Largess!

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Saturday, December 02, 2017

 

When I read something intriguing,


I don’t place it
with others, so

let it go.

May return
posing as

something else
in order

to. I don’t
lack disguises,
additionally.

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