Monday, October 17, 2005
Halloween at The Office
Hairy Al is Raggedy Ann,with Purchasing's Lucille as Andy. And for once they didn't slobbo it up, meticulous makeup for one thing. Actually,formed
a sweet couple.
That atmosphere failed at lunch. It started when Bo Peep announced, "Most men in this office have hollow weiners all right!" Her masquerade was tough to pull off when you looked like an NFL linebacker.
Next to her Paul Bunyan swiped a plywood ax at passing men. Bo Peep took the cue and snagged a few legs with her shepherd's crook.
A sort of wallish object in gray sheets plumped down, explaining at their puzzlement, "I'm the dike the little Dutch boy put a finger in." To raw hilarity.
Which didn't know when to stop.
Obviously, more stevedores than women.
Brunson Weatherby, second banana in Accounting, minced by with his health salad. "There's fun and then there's menace." They hissed and booed him, a dinner roll passing an ear.
And yet when the CEO as bemedaled General Patton dropped in, the rough girls couldn't be more seductive.
"Miraculous transformations every day hereabouts!" scoffed Lucille,after depositing dishes at the jammed window nearby.
"What's the surprise?" snapped Hairy Al. "Every day is Halloween around here!"
"Nah, you mean Kissy-Ass! Like this! Smooch smooch smooch!" This action proved too wet for Hairy Al, not to mention how ill it looked for Andy to leap on Raggedy Ann.
Al exited, the tomboys giving him the finger. Lucille seemed leaving also, until Wall shot at her, "Tell us where your famous bodies are buried!"
"Yeah we'll dig 'em up and bring 'em to life!" shouted Bo Peep."
Still shaking her head, Lucille removed herself to the counter,was soon pouring a coffee. Leaning forward to drink it so as not to stain her Andy outfit, still pristine even after jumping on Hairy Al.
"That Al got hair in his eyeballs but can he fuck?" Paul Bunyan asked.
"You strayin' off the reservation?"--from The Wall.
"You know,I have felt stupid lately."
Hairy Al is Raggedy Ann,with Purchasing's Lucille as Andy. And for once they didn't slobbo it up, meticulous makeup for one thing. Actually,formed
a sweet couple.
That atmosphere failed at lunch. It started when Bo Peep announced, "Most men in this office have hollow weiners all right!" Her masquerade was tough to pull off when you looked like an NFL linebacker.
Next to her Paul Bunyan swiped a plywood ax at passing men. Bo Peep took the cue and snagged a few legs with her shepherd's crook.
A sort of wallish object in gray sheets plumped down, explaining at their puzzlement, "I'm the dike the little Dutch boy put a finger in." To raw hilarity.
Which didn't know when to stop.
Obviously, more stevedores than women.
Brunson Weatherby, second banana in Accounting, minced by with his health salad. "There's fun and then there's menace." They hissed and booed him, a dinner roll passing an ear.
And yet when the CEO as bemedaled General Patton dropped in, the rough girls couldn't be more seductive.
"Miraculous transformations every day hereabouts!" scoffed Lucille,after depositing dishes at the jammed window nearby.
"What's the surprise?" snapped Hairy Al. "Every day is Halloween around here!"
"Nah, you mean Kissy-Ass! Like this! Smooch smooch smooch!" This action proved too wet for Hairy Al, not to mention how ill it looked for Andy to leap on Raggedy Ann.
Al exited, the tomboys giving him the finger. Lucille seemed leaving also, until Wall shot at her, "Tell us where your famous bodies are buried!"
"Yeah we'll dig 'em up and bring 'em to life!" shouted Bo Peep."
Still shaking her head, Lucille removed herself to the counter,was soon pouring a coffee. Leaning forward to drink it so as not to stain her Andy outfit, still pristine even after jumping on Hairy Al.
"That Al got hair in his eyeballs but can he fuck?" Paul Bunyan asked.
"You strayin' off the reservation?"--from The Wall.
"You know,I have felt stupid lately."
