All Over the Place

The senator's wife pees a lot.

Make sure you got pot at the ready.
Then get there and clamp it on 'er!

And President's misbuttoned shirt
for millions to see! Where were you?
We want rugged, not retarded!

Handing her the pot off camera?
That's not good enough! We're
dealing with disaster here and lots

'd kill for your opportunity
I don't care how much
Daddy gives!