Monday, December 05, 2005
The Homeless One & The Republican
H
They stole my bike. Can you beat it? Homeless
stealing from homeless!
R
Contemporary life is replete with crushing ironies.
H
Was gonna ask for a buck, but let's say two if I
hafta hear such way-high talk.
R
I'd go for as much as three. But not for the guilty
pleasure Democrats might feel watching you waste
it on booze...
H
Might inhale a sawdust hotdog in there too.
R
but rather the Republican way. I'll teach you
to fish!
H
Know anything about fishing?
R
Not a thing.
H
I'm onboard. It's my life among the assholes.
You ain't one of those Jesus Republicans too,
I hope.
R
Somewhat.
H
Make it five bucks.
H
They stole my bike. Can you beat it? Homeless
stealing from homeless!
R
Contemporary life is replete with crushing ironies.
H
Was gonna ask for a buck, but let's say two if I
hafta hear such way-high talk.
R
I'd go for as much as three. But not for the guilty
pleasure Democrats might feel watching you waste
it on booze...
H
Might inhale a sawdust hotdog in there too.
R
but rather the Republican way. I'll teach you
to fish!
H
Know anything about fishing?
R
Not a thing.
H
I'm onboard. It's my life among the assholes.
You ain't one of those Jesus Republicans too,
I hope.
R
Somewhat.
H
Make it five bucks.
