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Politician Argue Art

DEMOCRAT
As a famous Abscammer famously said, "Democrats steal the
tickets and Republicans steal the train."

REPUBLICAN
We think big, of course. In everything. Legitimate too.

DEMOCRAT
Like the Mafia?

REPUBLICAN
Walking mid piles of money, we'll suck technique from anyone.

DEMOCRAT
When does an open mind become an open sewer?

REPUBLICAN
Democracy, Freedom, Family. Guns! Stop abortion and Hollywood
smut! That's our standard answer to rhetorical questions.
So, ask no more, Lefty Asshole.

DEMOCRAT
In ten plus years you've far far surpassed our record of
corruption in forty!

REPUBLICAN
Discipline!