All Over the Place

Avoiding Colonoscopy

As most do. 1st
that gown. Well,

would’ve covered
Mick Jagger, but
not your fat ass.

Bomb scare,
you’re in
parking lot.

Adults care not,
but a schoolbus
flinging by

dopplers waves
of hilarity. Help!

Technology here
for a camera

probing as you
stroll supermarket.

Can broadcast to doc
or be taped for his
recreational viewing.