All Over the Place

The Bachelor

I tried but
she possessed

one blue and
one brown eye.

Dropped a hint.
She got special
contacts. Her

wit: a switch
of colors, so

brown now blue,
and blue etc. Throw-

ing down some
feminist gauntlet and

retaining there-
by the weirdness,
I suppose

that’s what they want,
but I’ve had enough.