All Over the Place

Meeting His Folks

Dad good &
pliant, like
the asshole prom-

ised by situa-
tion comedies,
that American Tem-

plate. “But your
Mother! Jesus!”

she waves her arms,
a wild thing

upon escaping.
He’s at a loss

with women
once again.

Nobody knows why
Dads behave and
Moms stay Moms.