Monday, March 13, 2006

 
Welcome to America


They were all dwarfs. It was a gang of dwarfs. Why the cops took so long to catch--hard to see them at night.

So I spent sixteen years in…?

Ohgo, their leader, actually murdered your wife when she arrived in the middle. Mogatch, second in command, supervised the burglary.

A terrific job too. Much better than the state’s version of my faking it.

Swiss Cheese when we finished with them in court. Jury was asleep! Anyway, your settlement based on a hundred for each incarcerated day. Peanuts. They should have started with a flat million. Started! But I took it…and my third.

Ouch! Oh well, you had to breathe that prison air when you visited.

And while your endless paperwork was still going forth, we lost
half in the stock market. Welcome to America!


Never left.

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