Thursday, April 13, 2006
Building America On #8 Green
/Listen and don’t be a fool. I can get a gang of spicks to do the work for half.
//Then somebody’ll move to unionize the project.
/Hey! Done in two weeks! Guaranteed. Union can’t get traction that fast.
//Well, I do have some sympathy. My ancestors were humiliated by “No Irish Need Apply” signs.
/There you go! Be a real patriot! Pay the gouging Yankees back!
//To the spicks, I’m the gouging Yankee.
/Not so! Believe me, they’re smart enough to shut their mouths–-except to sing in Spanish.
//And what if immigration agents come round?
/Totally remote. But I’ll be there all the time to take care of anything that comes up.
//Ah hah! Your fee on top of...
/All-inclusive. One-stop shopping.
//Let’s hurry and putt out. Some foursome of drunks coming to the tee. Hear them?
/Captains of Industry in the loose mode.
//You have a sense of humor. I’m amazed.
/We don’t have time. I can have full component onsite tomorrow. Work till they drop.
//I don’t know...still worried about morality of...
/Hey! That’s what you got confession for. I’m pushing the button.
//Okay.
/Listen and don’t be a fool. I can get a gang of spicks to do the work for half.
//Then somebody’ll move to unionize the project.
/Hey! Done in two weeks! Guaranteed. Union can’t get traction that fast.
//Well, I do have some sympathy. My ancestors were humiliated by “No Irish Need Apply” signs.
/There you go! Be a real patriot! Pay the gouging Yankees back!
//To the spicks, I’m the gouging Yankee.
/Not so! Believe me, they’re smart enough to shut their mouths–-except to sing in Spanish.
//And what if immigration agents come round?
/Totally remote. But I’ll be there all the time to take care of anything that comes up.
//Ah hah! Your fee on top of...
/All-inclusive. One-stop shopping.
//Let’s hurry and putt out. Some foursome of drunks coming to the tee. Hear them?
/Captains of Industry in the loose mode.
//You have a sense of humor. I’m amazed.
/We don’t have time. I can have full component onsite tomorrow. Work till they drop.
//I don’t know...still worried about morality of...
/Hey! That’s what you got confession for. I’m pushing the button.
//Okay.
