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for The Word. Preacher froth-
mouths down...finally,
choir spreads celestial butter.

Next,Preacher 2,of awful-
ly sweet faith. All of

it,passion-butter-sugar,aimed
at stanching queers & snuf-
fing ragtops & abortion sluts.

What would Jesus do? Why,act Re-
publican,usher moneychangers back
into the temple. Actually,

much of New Testament needs
revision: reason for 2d Coming.

New-infused scribes’ll get it
Right: Christianity is Capitalism.