Sunday, April 02, 2006
The New Deal
Whoa! Let's have some relative calm. Now come on! Mostly good news,so listen!
Your jobs have been outsourced to us,but we intend to keep you all. We've researched each and every one of you. Impressive!
So,nothing changes! You even report to work in the same place. And we're going to get into some aggressive hiring soon. Big future here,believe me!
So,nothing to worry about. Now,questions?
Please! I couldn't hear! Oh! Okay. I got it. Do you get to keep your same pay and benefits?
You're the one they call the comedian, right?
Whoa! Let's have some relative calm. Now come on! Mostly good news,so listen!
Your jobs have been outsourced to us,but we intend to keep you all. We've researched each and every one of you. Impressive!
So,nothing changes! You even report to work in the same place. And we're going to get into some aggressive hiring soon. Big future here,believe me!
So,nothing to worry about. Now,questions?
Please! I couldn't hear! Oh! Okay. I got it. Do you get to keep your same pay and benefits?
You're the one they call the comedian, right?
