Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Geology of Government
-How do you explain this level of corruption so fast?
-Well, when you're out of power, forces build up to an intolerable level.
-And when you finally take over...?
-Explosion!
-Sounds sexual.
-That too. Anything for money.
-Well your leader is number one!--in worst president of all time category.
-Hey! Step back! Step back! Get, like, a grip!
-A time out required, is it? For you to marshal his defense?
-No, just a breathing space to consider how we’ve had guys couldn't find their ass with both hands.
-How do you explain this level of corruption so fast?
-Well, when you're out of power, forces build up to an intolerable level.
-And when you finally take over...?
-Explosion!
-Sounds sexual.
-That too. Anything for money.
-Well your leader is number one!--in worst president of all time category.
-Hey! Step back! Step back! Get, like, a grip!
-A time out required, is it? For you to marshal his defense?
-No, just a breathing space to consider how we’ve had guys couldn't find their ass with both hands.
