SHORTER POLITICAL DICTIONARY
Administration See Rico Statute
Bush A naer-do-well who gains the support of criminals
Capitalism See Imperialism
Congress Iniquity with pockets
Conservative See Liberal
Constitution A joke book
Democrat Confused person who has nothing to flex but fear
itself. See also Coward. Or (slang) Suckass.
Democrat2 A Republican
Election See (Serially) Fixed by Party of Lincoln
Farce See Government
GOP “Greed Our Passion”
Idiot Neocon
Imperialism See Suicide or Iraq
Judge One who postures while following orders
Legislator One who by rubber-stamping The Executive
gets rich in public service
Liberal A Believer in personal freedom. Therefore,
unaffiliated with either party. See Conservative.
Minimum Wage Less than a pittance and yet potentially
destructive of a great nation
Patriot See Nazi
People See Screwed
Policy See Bribe
President Beelzebub in a suit. An effective role,since most
subjects remain scared shitless.
Press An onomatopoetic word: sound of a rectum
gobbling air repeatedly;also,anything easily
purchased or terrified
Religious Those who masturbate while attempting to prevent
others from doing so. See Republican
Republican Thief professing values
Republican2 Entity which peeks into your bedroom for principle
and pleasure
Republican3 Racist. See also Party of Lincoln
Senator A pirate who has taken a speech course;also see
Empty Suit or Career Criminal
Screwed See People
Soldier A pawn,living or dead
Television Self-congratulating entertainment for morons;
in the political sphere,stage for dancing farce
To Cheney Expressing an inability to be truthful;also To
Revive discredited scenarios
To Rove See To Goebbels
Wealthy Denoting a class which invests in the market
and in Congress.
War A game professed by the Executive Department
while washing its hands of consequence
# posted by motleycrisp @ Thursday, June 29, 2006
