Monday, July 10, 2006

 
Outnumbered

LIBERAL
Every government has to protect the weak person.

CONSERVATIVE1
Fuck ‘im!

CONSERVATIVE2
But only if we have time.

LIBERAL
Surely you jest?

CONSERVATIVE1
That’s all we do.

CONSERVATIVE2
Government’s a joke!

LIBERAL
Then we’re all jokers!

CONSERVATIVE1
Bingo!

CONSERVATIVE2
But for my Protestant constituents,Amen.

LIBERAL
Laugh all you want. You’ll be turned out of office!

CONSERVATIVE1
We already have been. And more than once. Hadda adjust results
towards the higher good!

CONSERVATIVE2
Just gotta keep flipping those votes!

CONSERVATIVE1
Like pancakes!

CONSERVATIVE2
More like magic! Puts our haters in our column!

LIBERAL
Oy!

CONSERVATIVE1
Now don’t be a Jew in everything!

# posted by motleycrisp @ Monday, July 10, 2006
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