Monday, August 14, 2006
The Americans
AMERICAN 1
Excuse me,Officer. What’s going on?
BOBBY
History,Sir.
AMERICAN 2
Ask him where we can get a fuckin drink.
AMERICAN 1
I wonder,Officer...?
BOBBY
The vulgarity suffices. Follow me!
...
AMERICAN 2
He’s like Lance Armstrong on that thing!
I can’t breathe.
AMERICAN 1
It says Teahouse.
AMERICAN 2
A code. Everything’s a code.
AMERICAN 1
What if it isn’t?
AMERICAN 2
Then we’ll be good sports about it! Besides,rather drink any shit
than undergo HISTORY.
AMERICAN 1
We’re screwed!
AMERICAN 2
I’m betting the proprietor can be coaxed to add a potion to our Earl Grey.
AMERICAN 1
Never quit,do you?
AMERICAN 2
Like History.
AMERICAN 1
Excuse me,Officer. What’s going on?
BOBBY
History,Sir.
AMERICAN 2
Ask him where we can get a fuckin drink.
AMERICAN 1
I wonder,Officer...?
BOBBY
The vulgarity suffices. Follow me!
...
AMERICAN 2
He’s like Lance Armstrong on that thing!
I can’t breathe.
AMERICAN 1
It says Teahouse.
AMERICAN 2
A code. Everything’s a code.
AMERICAN 1
What if it isn’t?
AMERICAN 2
Then we’ll be good sports about it! Besides,rather drink any shit
than undergo HISTORY.
AMERICAN 1
We’re screwed!
AMERICAN 2
I’m betting the proprietor can be coaxed to add a potion to our Earl Grey.
AMERICAN 1
Never quit,do you?
AMERICAN 2
Like History.
