Wednesday, August 30, 2006
The Ministry
-I asked him “What would Jesus do?”
-His answer?
-Get laid!
-I can see you’re terribly disturbed,but would have you consider it possibly to be not
horrible sacrilige,but rather vulgar imperative,uh,directing YOU to...?
-Oh my God! His MOTHER?
-Sadly. How long has Roderick been...?
-Three years. Lucille?
-One long,hard year.
-I asked him “What would Jesus do?”
-His answer?
-Get laid!
-I can see you’re terribly disturbed,but would have you consider it possibly to be not
horrible sacrilige,but rather vulgar imperative,uh,directing YOU to...?
-Oh my God! His MOTHER?
-Sadly. How long has Roderick been...?
-Three years. Lucille?
-One long,hard year.
