Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Outsourcing
-Sad tale and familiar.
-Like to have her popped!
-That used to have sexual meaning.
-You know what I mean.
-Haven’t heard a thing.
-Well among the things you haven’t heard...?
-You know,all those piles of brush around your place?
Pretty unsightly. I’m sorry.
-Yeah. I haven’t had time.
-Fellow around the apartments? Used to be maintenance
but they fired him. Now he just helps on individual jobs.
Redneck junkie drunk.
-But the type might help?
-Hey! Everybody needs a hand tidying up.
...
-Any news on the brush problem?
-He’s got a more specialized friend.
-Outsourcing,huh?
-American cornerstone.
-Sad tale and familiar.
-Like to have her popped!
-That used to have sexual meaning.
-You know what I mean.
-Haven’t heard a thing.
-Well among the things you haven’t heard...?
-You know,all those piles of brush around your place?
Pretty unsightly. I’m sorry.
-Yeah. I haven’t had time.
-Fellow around the apartments? Used to be maintenance
but they fired him. Now he just helps on individual jobs.
Redneck junkie drunk.
-But the type might help?
-Hey! Everybody needs a hand tidying up.
...
-Any news on the brush problem?
-He’s got a more specialized friend.
-Outsourcing,huh?
-American cornerstone.