Wednesday, November 01, 2006
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SKETCHY REPORTS FROM SALT LAKE CITY DETAIL A STRIP MALL BOMBING CARRIED OUT BY RFJ,REPUBLICAN FASCISTS FOR JESUS.
POLICE CHIEF,Z. ZEBULON SAYS AT LEAST 50 ARE DEAD AND ABOUT THAT NUMBER WOUNDED,WITH SEVERAL ANIMALS LOST FROM A PET STORE TOO. THERE WERE THREE BOMBERS,HE ADDED.
TEBBY THOMSTON (D)MARYLAND IMMEDIATELY TOOK TO THE SENATE FLOOR. “WE HAVE OUR SPLINTER TOO,DEMOCRAT BOLSHEVIKS. BUT THEY WON’T DIE. WE’LL BECOME EXTINCT AS THE DODO IF WE DON’T FIND SOME WILLING YOUNGSTERS.”
GOP’S SEN RACKER OF GEORGIA RESPONDED. “RFJ IS NOT A SPLINTER GROUP,BUT THE FUTURE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. ONCE THE PRESIDENT INVITES THEM INTO THE OVAL OFFICE,WE’LL HAVE PEACE THROUGH GOD!”
