Friday, November 10, 2006
The Waterboarding Operetta
T1 He’s blacker than a you know what.
T2 Some Ay-rabs iz. (sings) It iz necessarily so.
T1 Does he (sings) hear them gentle voices callin’?
T2 Who knows? I gotta read him his rights. YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE WATERBOARDED BY THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF THE DOUBLE SOVEREIGN NATION OF THE UNITED FUCKIN STATES!
T1 And the Galena Convention.
T2 Don’t make jokes whilst I begin to commence.
Glub
T1 Is that an Ay-rab word?
T2 Who the fuck can tell? Translator recused himself for moral reasons.
T1 For what? (laughs)
T2 Now see what you did! Got me all giggly and I over fuckin poured.
T1 (sings) We shall over pour-or-or. No natural rhythm down there.
More like convulsing. Well,scratch another urban myth.
T2 (sings) You may call it romance...
T1 (sings) But I call it luvvvvvvvve. Man! Now he swings with absolutely nothin!
T2 How bout sea chanty?
T1 Ship sunk.
T2 No shit!
T1 He done swum with the fishes.
T2 It comes to us all.
T1 The only pain in the ass is the paperwork.
T2 The what?
T1 He’s blacker than a you know what.
T2 Some Ay-rabs iz. (sings) It iz necessarily so.
T1 Does he (sings) hear them gentle voices callin’?
T2 Who knows? I gotta read him his rights. YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE WATERBOARDED BY THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF THE DOUBLE SOVEREIGN NATION OF THE UNITED FUCKIN STATES!
T1 And the Galena Convention.
T2 Don’t make jokes whilst I begin to commence.
Glub
T1 Is that an Ay-rab word?
T2 Who the fuck can tell? Translator recused himself for moral reasons.
T1 For what? (laughs)
T2 Now see what you did! Got me all giggly and I over fuckin poured.
T1 (sings) We shall over pour-or-or. No natural rhythm down there.
More like convulsing. Well,scratch another urban myth.
T2 (sings) You may call it romance...
T1 (sings) But I call it luvvvvvvvve. Man! Now he swings with absolutely nothin!
T2 How bout sea chanty?
T1 Ship sunk.
T2 No shit!
T1 He done swum with the fishes.
T2 It comes to us all.
T1 The only pain in the ass is the paperwork.
T2 The what?
