All Over the Place

Tale of the Tub

Grandma, who loved her tea
and Jeopardy, spins on New
Orleans floods, her face

a mud turtle, though
they’re trying to control
the huge plastic tub.

Republican administration
tells her to jack herself up
and, if possible, stop
being black.

While we’re at it, get
those other grandmas down
to the border and push them
back over the fence. But

don’t let panties show.
That helps no one.