Friday, March 16, 2007
GOP, Old & Young
-Between you and me and the doorpost-Democrats, we stole Ohio.
The professors are still going mad trying to understand the
mathematics of it. It has nothing to do with math. Well, their kind
of math. Theory. Another name for shit.
-What has it really got to do with, then?
-Winning by refusing to lose. First the Supreme Court sucker-punched
the nation, and the next time round the halfass Dem really won
the electoral, but we pulled Ohio, like a rug, out from under him.
-Well. we played the fraud card for the last time. Even Democrats have
caught on, don't you think?
-Hey! Not a zero sum game. They try their little tricks, but remain amateurs,
at least in their present incarnation. We learned a lot from their past ones!
Anyway, the patriot card is the only hot one now. I don't want to see a Republican
without him or her waving a flag!
-Well I got one in my lapel.
-That's not what I mean. I mean a real flag! Always. Literal! People understand the literal.
So, a literal symbol for patriots as opposed to traitors.
-Must we be that harsh? Or are you just pulling my leg?
-Survival of the Fittest!--our cornerstone. Decent people'll prosper. Unfortunately,
that results, as a byproduct, in a sprawling pile of spicks and niggers and white trash.
Which sucks all the energy out of the do-good Dems! If you ever want proof of what assholes
they are, just witness their alleged social programs. If those people want to get anywhere,
then don't take a penny! Get to fuckin work! Cultivate people! Tell them what they want to hear!
Make yourself indispensable! Blow somebody if you have to.
-I always like to listen to you, because I know things are not that rotten.
-Oh yes they are! And it's a blessing from God!
-Between you and me and the doorpost-Democrats, we stole Ohio.
The professors are still going mad trying to understand the
mathematics of it. It has nothing to do with math. Well, their kind
of math. Theory. Another name for shit.
-What has it really got to do with, then?
-Winning by refusing to lose. First the Supreme Court sucker-punched
the nation, and the next time round the halfass Dem really won
the electoral, but we pulled Ohio, like a rug, out from under him.
-Well. we played the fraud card for the last time. Even Democrats have
caught on, don't you think?
-Hey! Not a zero sum game. They try their little tricks, but remain amateurs,
at least in their present incarnation. We learned a lot from their past ones!
Anyway, the patriot card is the only hot one now. I don't want to see a Republican
without him or her waving a flag!
-Well I got one in my lapel.
-That's not what I mean. I mean a real flag! Always. Literal! People understand the literal.
So, a literal symbol for patriots as opposed to traitors.
-Must we be that harsh? Or are you just pulling my leg?
-Survival of the Fittest!--our cornerstone. Decent people'll prosper. Unfortunately,
that results, as a byproduct, in a sprawling pile of spicks and niggers and white trash.
Which sucks all the energy out of the do-good Dems! If you ever want proof of what assholes
they are, just witness their alleged social programs. If those people want to get anywhere,
then don't take a penny! Get to fuckin work! Cultivate people! Tell them what they want to hear!
Make yourself indispensable! Blow somebody if you have to.
-I always like to listen to you, because I know things are not that rotten.
-Oh yes they are! And it's a blessing from God!
